I bit into a date It had a hole on the other side and it was funky so I inhaled through it Turns out it was all fuzzy inside I have inhaled black fuzzy date mold please send help a poem by the late Naomi
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Replying to @NaomiOop @naomiwastaken
Omg when you said date I was thinking of a date that you go on with someone so I was like WHAT?! I AM SO CONFUSED! THEN remembered dates.pic.twitter.com/NzzFWgY9up
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Replying to @MissMookiiMoo @naomiwastaken
I once bit into a "seedless date" PLOT TWIST - I lost a bit of my tooth!
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Replying to @TheShankShow
Ouhh. I've chipped both of my front teeth on two different mangoes because of how enthusiastically I was eating them, so I know the feeling!
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