Reporter: "they are saying it may be 3/4 days before you have power back"
Me: 

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I can't get out of my house to go anywhere, there's a tree and powerlines blocking me in 
Pretend you're Aragorn and go on a ridiculously long journey on foot :D There are many sword-worthy sticks laying about
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