A nest of baby spiders seems to have hatched on the wrong side of my window. I've killed at least 20. Please send help.
Because they're really small and I have too many fuzzy socks to carry out if there is a fire
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What if some of them escape!? They're going to hide + plot revenge for you murdering their family. Buy more socks with the insurance money
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My cat doesn't like her carrier so we either have to leave her behind or lose her in the panic I NEED TO KILL THEM ALL
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