So im carrying 2 weeks worth of groceries up a steep hill and this kid walks over and drops this "saw you looking cute so i came over" line
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I keep my power walk carrying all these bags and hes scurrying beside me asking these weak ass questions to force a conversation,
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then at the top of the hill he wraps it up with "so you wanna exchange numbers now?"
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PFFFT you dork, hell no but if you'd offered to carry one of my bags maybe id have offered you some gum.
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Kekeke, what a charmer :')
2:55 PM - 6 Sep 2016
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