Off to a shitty start! :) My flight reservation didn't exist because @united forgot to send my info to Air Canada. Getting delayed. Love it.
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@NaomiWasTaken What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms? 2 Na.
@Deweyoxberg LOOOOOOOOOOOL. I am so fucking done. Just finished cracking up.pic.twitter.com/eyZwll803c
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@NaomiWasTaken Awww yay! There's the smile! :D Ooooh oooh, what do you call when you hurt your toe? A tow truck! Badump psh!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@NaomiWasTaken When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on. -
@Deweyoxberg HA that's gold too, stealing that at some point!
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