Tomorrow’s photos in black and white making me look like I’ve just murdered my 6th husband and I’m debating how much money to keep the butler quietpic.twitter.com/LMKuzRrLS7
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Debating making the butler your next husband and future victim, potentially. Or partner in crime
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*𝘵𝘩𝘶𝘥* A decision has been made. I got impatient and I’m not in his will
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The jury would declare you innocent while whispering amongst themselves about whether or not this means you're available now. The ladies blush and the gentlemen cough into their handkerchiefs at the demure folding of your arms. Photo is gorgeous, wishing
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