It’s been two days since my mom said the funniest fucking thing I have heard come out of her mouth: “Ack, [your sister’s boyfriend] is coming over! I forgot he’s Republican! Avery, turn off Saturday Night Live! Hide the book of Greta Thunberg’s speeches I put in your stocking!”pic.twitter.com/IvDiDquUUW
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I don’t think so, since my dad put it high up on the fireplace mantel before he arrived. My sister’s boyfriend seems cool, but then my sister sent me this pic of him this evening, so I’m not sure. Who needs an assault rifle in Delaware?pic.twitter.com/CT0wlmHEPq
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Just overcompensating for being the smallest state, no big deal *sweating nervously*
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