It’s been two days since my mom said the funniest fucking thing I have heard come out of her mouth: “Ack, [your sister’s boyfriend] is coming over! I forgot he’s Republican! Avery, turn off Saturday Night Live! Hide the book of Greta Thunberg’s speeches I put in your stocking!”pic.twitter.com/IvDiDquUUW
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I love her for trying to make everyone happy on Christmas Day. I made no effort to hide my miniature sculpture of one of our dogs taking a shit on a Trump tabloid, though.
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Did [your sister’s boyfriend] see it? I had to stare at a signed picture of toupee every time I sat on the couch but didn't say a word lol
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