Turns out, not only is 1-ply toilet paper absolute rectal cruelty, but 3-ply is also one ply too many for my starfish and I'm so sorry, Donahue.
Replying to @seriouslyclara
Bidet > baby wipes > any toilet paper in existence
9:45 AM - 1 Nov 2019
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