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aspiring contortionist and aerialist. Mother Nature is a woman of color, and it’s me. 21 but an alcohol allergy
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When men tell me "don't be intimidated by me (:", all I can think about is how I am secretly richer than them, and that I've probably slept with more women than they have.
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I’m just going to rt this for good luck twitter.com/ccelli/status/
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Following your dreams is pushing through 18 straight hours of work, despite aches and pains, and coming across a ton of negative feedback about your efforts.
No one said it would be easy. But sometimes I wish it didn't have to be so GD hard.
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Netflix gonna put themselves out of business 😂
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📍rewatching an old anime
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Me after watching that scene, having to remind myself that it wasn’t me and my imaginary husband isn’t dead even tho all my feels say otherwise
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Okay I know this looks very overreacted but her husband died and I’ve never cried harder in my life bye t.co/eB62AVq9UJ
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Answer: 6 mittens. xoxo, Monkey
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Hey Smithers, remember when you said this:
‘You know how you make America great again, tell Donald Trump to go to hell.’
What do they have on you? I can’t tell if this shameful 180 is born of fear or thirst. Either way, we will always remember you as nothing more than remora.
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Mr. President,
Declare a national emergency NOW.
Build a wall NOW.
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straight people: gay people are forcing their sexuality onto their children.
straight people, to a 5 year old boy talking to a girl: IS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
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Kakashi, yelling from inside the water prison: RUN i told yall to run please oh my god you're all so unequipped to fight this guy
Naruto: i think the fuck not old man.....here i go!
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The zabusa arc makes me so nervous for kakashi like imagine a former anbu set on killing your kids and you're in his water prison just watching and the dumb orange one fucking charges at the guy with a big sword
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It's time for another Wednesday spotlight. This time we are talking to about her Greek Mythology title #LoreOlympus, it's Mad Men, romance & mythology in one! Be sure to check it out! lrmonline.com/news/episode-6
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WE HAVE THE BEST FANS!! Happy #B99Day!! You guys are amazing, thank you for all the love! Season 6 TOMORROW NIGHT! NINE NINE! #Brooklyn99
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Since hair can’t be preserved in fossils we can’t rule out the possibility that dinosaurs looked like this
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Honestly I’m so over this shit like yeah we’d all be this damn fine if we all had that much money too..stop making average, regular girls compare themselves to this piece of walking plastic surgery
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The majority would argue that it’s the motherfucker who has done the dishonoring 🇺🇸
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