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Aug 11, 2022

Dear

@FBI

, I know u don't need advice from a soap star, but having been in 10 or 10k implausible storylines in my 37 yrs, may I recommend digging up Ivana. Cleary it didn't take 10 pall bearers to carry a liposuctioned 73 yr old who methinks was in her weight in classified docs.

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No pressure Actors, you've got 56 minutes left to vote YES.

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Steven DeKnight

@stevendeknight

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A reminder for all of you incredible SAG-AFTRA members to make sure you vote yes on the strike authorization before 5pm PST today. This does NOT mean you will go on strike, but it will give your negotiating committee the big stick to fight for you. #UnionStrong

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Really Cornell West? Oy.

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Laurence Tribe

@tribelaw

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WTF?! Does @CornelWest really want to help the GOP nominee win — the way Ralph Nader helped GW Bush defeat Al Gore in 2000? Ego trips can come at a heavy price, Cornel. Please stop this foolishness, before you really hurt the things you care to help. politico.com/news/2023/06/0

Twitter’s U.S. Ad Sales Plunge 59% as Woes Continue

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, it’s not like we didn’t tell you so. “What goes around comes around.” People just aren’t into the hate and conspiracy you have unleashed on the platform.

nytimes.com

In internal forecasts, the company projected that ad sales would keep declining, handing a tough challenge to its new chief executive.

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Larry Huynh

@larryhuynh

Run Lauren run! This AMAZING video shows Lauren being too late to vote on the Fiscal Responsibility Act she claims to care so much about. But the second video is even better – one of Lauren BRAGGING that she missed the vote on purpose... Girl got caught.⬇️ The best part is… Show more

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Morgan Rimmer

@morgan_rimmer

Here is a clip from that night outside the Capitol, showing Rep. Boebert running up the stairs as though she was trying to make the vote, and me telling her that it had closed already. *running up steps* Me: They closed it. Boebert: They closed it? *keeps running* twitter.com/laurenboebert/…

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Went to gay pride event & watched Rhonda Santis in white rubber boots, standing next to his wife/they/him/her/them claiming to be ANY "Disney Princess" in white gloves, not knowing that white gloves are universally code for Say Gay.

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Molly Jong-fast

@MollyJongFast

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This is so incredibly dishonest, teenage girls aren’t killing themselves because of girls sports. These people don’t care about teenage girls, except if they can use them to beat up trans kids.

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Abby D. Phillip

@abbydphillip

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Nikki Haley discussing trans girls in kids sports: "How are we supposed to get our girls used to the fact that biological boys are in their locker room. And then we wonder why a third of our teenage girls seriously contemplated suicide last year."

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As a consummate actress publicly choosing to support a Kennedy so deeply entrenched in globally wrong data by ALL accounts, actually hurting others, I'd maybe back off or hire a crisis PR person. Just a suggestion

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A true hero doesn't seem laudatory enough. Wishing Alexey Navalny

@navalny

con't strength in his stand for humanity. He knew Putin was the devil all along & has put his life in the most arduous place possible in exchange for exposing it and refusing to dance with it.

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Alexey Navalny

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It's my birthday today. When I woke up, I joked to myself that I can now add the SHIZO to the list of places where I've celebrated it over the years. And then, like many other people who reach a certain age (I've turned 47 today, wow), I though about my I thought about my… Show more

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On list of truly unimportant things, I'll add, never go to a restaurant that literally puts a timer on ur table that goes off after which ur told to leave. I typically don't like to pay to be abused. Better biz plan is trust that most patrons understand how to dine respectfully.

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If you live in California, your power bill will soon depend on your income

I try to be fair & considerate, which is why I vote blue on behalf of others as well as my own rights & ethics, but this just feels inequitable and badly thought out @GovNewsom ?

washingtonpost.com

A new California law is sparking backlash — with uncertain benefits for clean energy.

White wine problem, but I will do what I can to make sure

@osterialabucaLA

gets the clientele they deserve which is those 2 young to decipher a respectable place to dine.

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6 pm dinner at restaurant

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. Lovely server, tiniest martini ever but ok, food fine. Having lovely chat with friend while finishing up $200 meal when manager tells us we have to leave. It's 7:40 & we're 10 min over alloted table time. I'll say more tomorrow.

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CALL TO ACTIVISM

@CalltoActivism

In Chandler, Arizona, Doug is a loyal customer at Arby's restaurant. Actually, he's the most loyal customer they have there. Doug is a 97-year-old World War II veteran, and has long loved the famous roast beef sandwiches on which the chain has built its reputation. Doug comes… Show more

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Vice President Kamala Harris

Assault Weapon Ban, Reproductive Freedom, Environmental Protections & SCOTUS are at the top of my mile long list of why this country inarguably needs a Democratic Majority in House, Senate as well as the Presidency in '24. We can do this if we get EVERYONE we all know to vote.

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Weapons of war have no place on the streets of a civil society. An assault weapons ban is just common sense.

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America has lost it’s mind, devolved. Our maturity rate’s maybe 7th grade. Billionaires who run it due to Citizens United got what they wanted which was to keep us stupid. They succeeded. So best listen to Grandpa Joe who’s currently smartest guy in room.

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CALL TO ACTIVISM

@CalltoActivism

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🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: The Bible has been removed from all elementary and middle school libraries throughout the Davis School District in Utah after a parent utilized a new law that permits the removal of "pornographic" books from school libraries. The removal of the Bible was… Show more

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Jon Cooper

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Who placed the sandbag President Biden tripped on? Dumb answers only.

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BREAKING: BIG HUGE NEWS. President Biden tripped over something. 🙄

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Anyone else discussing & psychoanalyzing the characters of #Succession with their friends, co workers, person in grocery line or just strangers they meet like anywhere? I spent 30 min at Target discussing Shiv's motives with a pregnant woman & am now going to her baby shower.

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Again, If 75% of Democrat leaning Americans voted. We would have control of the House, Senate, be able to change the corrupt Supreme Court into a just one & any deranged freak would no longer be strolling around legally with a killing machine. Live like this or vote. twitter.com/shannonrwatts/

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If 75% of Democratic leaning (or decent ) Americans voted, we would never lose an election again. We don’t have to put up with this crap, and there’s such a simple solution to not have to. Voter turnout is the only answer. It’s truly such a small ask & easy task 4 Americans.

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Truth bomb.

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Now that Putin broke up with Lindsey, I hear he’s avoiding windows above a 2nd floor, only eating at random poison free drive- thrus & won’t be attending the annual 4th of July “Buy a Senator Picnic” in Russia next month.

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Succession stuck the landing.

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What is everyone wearing for the Succession finale?

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Larry Huynh

@larryhuynh

Kevin McCarthy's final exit of his debt ceiling hostage drama... that's the most pathetic ending of all time. Seinfeld, Game of Thrones, and Lost a close second...

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Jon Cooper

@joncoopertweets

What TV show had an absolutely terrible finale?

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Kevin McCarthy’s predictably embarrassing, fake performance during his 7th grade staged drama is mercifully over. We all knew he’d cave in Act 1 but had to watch it until the end. What a laborious, untalented tool.

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And of course Meryl.

5 pm EST. Lane Davies/Mason Capwell has been trying to tame me JuliaCapwell for 40 yrs. He tries again at 5pm today… and fails… again. 😂

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Hello Santa Barbara fans. I’m helping Lane Davies raise some coinage for his Shakespeare Co this Sunday. Join us if you can. givebutter.com/CSC_Lane_and_N

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Glennon Doyle, Abby Wambach, Randy Rainbow, Rex Chapman/ Huppke, Liz Gilbert….

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James Taylor, Sarah Bareilles, Brandi Carlyle, Carol King, Laura Nyro,

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And Kenny Loggins, Michael McDonald, Bill Clinton, James Carville,…

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And Dan Rather

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My forever fiancé who I’m forever in love with has granted me permission to be in love with Colin Firth, Stephen Colbert, John Stewart, Mathew McFadden & Frank Rich. I just wanted that to be clear

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Wow! Paxton is such a creep that even the creep keepers had to impeach him.

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Succession Spoiler. “Someone plants a bomb at Waystar and everyone dies except Greg, who was out getting a latte for Tom.”

Ok, clearly I’ve been in Daytime too long but is it possible Logan’s not dead? I know. But we never saw the body and Roman kept saying, “you sure he’s in there?” I know, I know. Don’t Judge me.

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