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David Paterson
@NYGovPaterson
Fake Governor of NY, Avid Mets fan, Political Scapegoat
Albany, NYJoined January 2010
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Shouldn't Ryan Howard be filming "Precious: The Sequel"?
Anyone know if Bret Michaels is an eye donor?
Bill Robinson is dead!? Didn't know that.
Wright is less clutch than automatic transmission
Can I pitch??? My turn!
Asked Omar Minaya if it'd be OK if I slept with his wife only 1 out of 2 days this weekend. He said, "Hey, I'll take it!"
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RT Mets hitting .184 as a team with RISP wait, Gary Matthews is up ... Mets hitting .180 as a team with runners ...
RT My wife pointed out that I stopped biting my nails. I pointed out that as a Mets fan, there's nothing to be anxious about
My team name in the Governor's Fantasy Baseball League is "Mets Threaten But Do Not Score!"
Instead of replacing Manuel with a different manager, replace that book in your amazon.com shopping cart with 's book!
@JoeandEvan When are U and Joe moving to NY? I'd love to tax that salary of yours!
Good eye Jose Reyes! (Everyone has a good eye if you compare it to me...)
What lasts longer? My tenure as governor or Jerry Manuel's as Manager?
Mets are a choking hazard as far as I can see... which ain't far
How does she get Dancing scores for walking??? She should owe points to the judges! http://bit.ly/dfmlWS
Speak up! Who do you think we should vote for to make sure Kate is in the bottom 2??? http://bit.ly/c29mQu
Remember... if you wrap a box full of trash bags around an upside-down mop, then YOU TOO will have a voodoo doll of... http://bit.ly/9PksYN
You think Tiger would give me his address book if he's not using it anymore?
Most active city on this Fan Page is PHILADELPHIA.. mostly because they hate everybody! lol Who does Philly hate... http://bit.ly/bZEjzY
"Super Bitch from Hell" LOL http://bit.ly/c6dAOZ
A vote for Buzz is a vote against Kate!!! DITCH THE BITCH! :) http://bit.ly/dg4rD7
She made it. What is wrong with the world??? :( http://bit.ly/bsdYMa
I LOVE IT! EVEN HER COACH HATES HER!!! http://bit.ly/9FRQ42
Place your bets!!! What will Kate score tonight? Don't forget to VOTE FOR BUZZ!!! http://bit.ly/cbilKo
Will Kate Gosselin get angry the next time the judges rip into her to show her "competitive fire" (and bitchiness)... http://bit.ly/9kH0Xu
If Kate Gosselin was an animal. What animal would she be? DISCUSS! :) http://bit.ly/a8Ahag
Using only 3 words... how would you describe Kate Gosselin? DISCUSS! :) Oh yeah, and suggest this page to your friends! http://bit.ly/bAbPWy
Interesting discussion started by Holly Chandler: How many times per segment will khate refer to "how difficult... http://bit.ly/aRIYpt
Buzz Aldrin is joining Kate Gosselin on "Dancing with the Stars". One small step for man, one giant leap for WTF!!? http://bit.ly/boDBIL
Awesome Post in the Discussion Forum... Orderlylogic posted a hilarious Kate Gosselin Career plan! http://bit.ly/94NL2n
You SOB's keep wondering how I got caught. I'M BLIND DAMMIT! How am I supposed to know when people are looking???