Have no fear, you are a civic hero! Spotted lanternflies are a threat to our city's forests. NYC, be like Sara! If you see a spotted lanternfly, squish it, dispose of it, and report it to us at nyc.gov/parks/slf.
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killed a spotted lanternfly today. was it justifiable homicide? will i be acquitted of this crime? please defend me @NYCParks i won’t do well in prison
