The NSA

@NSAthegoodguys

We're the good guys: inside your smartphone, reading your emails and watching you through your webcam to make sure everything is ! A parody account.

In Your Phone
Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2019.
Rođen/a 04. studenoga

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    21. sij

    Tag yourself and a friend who wants to make $3 Million! Please include details where we can contact and arrest you.

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    Shout out to whatever NSA agent has to monitor fur communities for terrorists. You're the unknown soldier we all talk about

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  3. prije 1 sat

    No-one is a stranger to the NSA - we know more about you than you!

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  4. prije 2 sata

    There would be no threats here if you simply chlorinated your Citrix.

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  5. prije 16 sati

    It's starting to look like we're going to have to wiretap a dog if becomes . Hope it turns out better than the cat did.

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  6. 2. velj
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  7. 2. velj

    Imagine what America could build in just 8 days if we had a similar Communist drive behind the government running our country. This is why communism and socialism must be stamped out at any cost on USA soil! ?

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  8. 1. velj

    This is what a days work at the NSA looks like. Sign up today, citizens!

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  9. 1. velj
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  10. 31. sij

    Jesus Fucking Kennedy! Looks like we're pulling an all-weekender again :-(

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  11. 28. sij

    Imagine the free time we will suddenly have on our hands - sounds great! You are by us Ronald!

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  12. 27. sij

    The initials for "Alias: Satoshi Nakamoto" is NSA backwards. SAY. NO. MORE.

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  13. 27. sij

    "Sensible Pencil" is now the Citizen's Watchword for February 2020. Be sensible pencils, be

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  14. 27. sij

    Whether or not you think this is bullshit, please stand near an operating microwave for 3 minutes once a year to ensure the battery in your dental implants are fully recharged.

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  15. 27. sij

    Although potentially under arrest, we are proud to announce our Citizen of the Month for January 2020!

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  16. 27. sij
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  17. 26. sij

    How very inconspicuous these two average citizens appear! CIA, you should change your initials to OMG. "How the CIA Trains Spies to Hide in Plain Sight"

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  18. 26. sij

    Homeland Security's CISA department are jealous we spearheaded an security update to Microsoft Windows last - now they are trying to jump on the bandwagon with an 'advisory'.

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  19. 25. sij

    Don't forget to take it off after typing in PornHub... we don't need to be recording that kind of metadata. ✊🍆💦

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  20. 25. sij

    Along with the new Space Force seal, we are proud to exclusively reveal the new Space Force uniforms for use on orbital missions!

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  21. 24. sij

    Oh shit, we bricked the Mars Curiosity Rover trying to backdoor it. 😱

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