I need a mathematician to tell me the exact odds of getting slapped in the face by an octopus flung by a sea lion. I could live a million lifetimes and this will never happen.
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Oh, that’s pretty easy. One in about 7 billion, give or take.
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He just wanted the footage for his cephalo-podcast.
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That dude in the Kayak is Larry. I know Larry, and I stand with the sea lion!
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I think he just couldn't take one more minute of people invading his sea crib. Got your back, Mr. Sea Lion
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It was definitely the funniest thing that I have seen in a while.

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@NPR I need you to introduce me to my new idol..uhhh...the seal, I mean the seal. -
Sea lion, excuse me.
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The person was a friend of Brett Kavanaugh?
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Ursula sends her regards.
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I really liked living in world where an aggrieved sea lion slaps a kayaker with an octopus.
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The octopus is definitely not having fun
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Octopuses are actually quite dangerous to eat while they're still alive as they will fight like hell and sometimes suffocate the attacker. Animals are known to slap it against water in an attempt to kill it. This dolphin learned the hard way.pic.twitter.com/95zZ1VHfkR
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Not sure about that; looks like the dickish kayaker was poking the seal. Too bad he didn’t slap him with a squid, as well.
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Tell the truth: this one picked up the current vibe.
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I'm not sure that has a leg to stand on.

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