Tweets
- Tweets, current page.
- Tweets & replies
- Media
You blocked @NOTVIKING
Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @NOTVIKING
-
Pinned Tweet
dr pepper is a woman
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
me: honestly i just wish twitter was more positive and everyone would stop hating on each other, just mute accounts they don’t like and move on me after two drinks: horse girls don’t deserve rights
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
viking RetweetedThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
i’m not an ass man or a tits man i’m a sad man
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
who up and wanna commit arson i’m bored
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
viking Retweeted
date: i literally put salt on everything me: [thinking about the open cut on my penis] oh no
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
viking RetweetedThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
viking Retweeted
*concert* Fleetwood Mac: thunder only happens when it's raining Neil Degrasse Tyson, at normal speaking volume from the back: no
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
can a girl who’s had a photoshoot in a bathtub full of milk tell me if the coachella lineup is good or not
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
to whomstever called me a “white boy with no lips....” how u like me nowpic.twitter.com/DTEr83WNEG
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
sean kingston: you’re way too beautiful girl me:

sean kingston: that’s why it’ll never work
me: 
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
things that turn ten years old in 2019: • firefighters • the defenestration of prague • sex • running to use the bathroom and realizing too late that you’re out of toilet paper • michael phelps • the 6-year anniversary of the master of disguise • every horse
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
[first day as a cop] sergeant: alright here's your gun and badge me: awesome! so which one is which
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
viking Retweeted
baby why don’t you just malcolm in the middle
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
viking Retweeted
if herbie the lovebug

and my girl 
both drowning 
and i can only save one 
catch me at my girl funeral 
fully loaded 


Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
viking Retweeted
cop: i pulled you over for going 68 in a 55 me: dang, 68? can you make that number a little cooler so i can hear the judge read it out loud haha cop: sure whatever [later in traffic court] judge: how were you going 420 in a 55
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
crazy that gangnam style is 2019 years old
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
viking RetweetedThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
i got a scam email where they listed my password and said if i don’t send them $1200 they’d send embarrassing private photos and videos to my friends and family but joke’s on them i’m already an embarrassment to everyone i know
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.