This is off topic but... Sometimes when I’m home alone, go out into the backyard and bury myself and pretend that I’m a carrot... 


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I’ve always wanted to be a carrot... sorry you had to hear it like this.pic.twitter.com/DJcwjum1qe
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instead you ended up being a tomato

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More like a tomato carrot, you know they make those now.
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is it healthy!?
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Hit me in my dm shawty
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lmfaooo! talking bout some “is it healthy”
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When you try to be smart but reveal that you're slow instead....
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You do... That's why you tried it
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These haters can’t get
#Nic9ine out there mouths while#FEFE is FLOURISHINGGGpic.twitter.com/KAB2Z4GXCn -
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eviscerate them carol
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