President Trump’s head snaps up. He stops speaking mid-sentence. It’s only then that I hear the shots. Before anyone can react, he’s running. Running towards the school—the Secret Service scrambling to follow.
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Trump rolls to a stop and pops to his feet. The shooter briefly freezes, but then squeezes off three rounds. He dodges the first two like Neo, but—oh no!—the third connects. We gasp as the president briefly falters, but stands tall. “That might bruise,” he smirks.
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Trump has no gun, no weapon we can see, and the Secret Service is still far away. But lo!, Donald Trump is never unarmed. He unleashes a devastating burn, an insult so cutting the shooter collapses to the ground, clutching his chest.
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"MAGA!," we cheer, but the president isn't smiling. "That was close," he says. "But I can't always be here. Next time, you better be armed." And before we can thank him, he's gone. Fox & Friends is on, and it's not going to watch itself. (END)
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Stable genius brain.
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@abc Killed in action, no doubt. Haha haha. Good wokeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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