This morning, I was reading the news and drinking coffee when my toddler threw a fit, grabbing my attention. Most logical explanation: he's a strategic genius who deliberately concocted this tantrum to distract me from important issues, allowing the dog to steal my breakfast.
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Replying to @NGrossman81
A good plan, a lot of little kids have said it was the smartest. Plan. They’ve ever seen! Dogs!
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