ATTENTION MEN: Do not take out your penis and show it to people. Not in person, not over a phone or computer. If someone wants you to take out your penis, they will tell you, or take it out for you. Many of you know this. But evidently not enough.
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Previously retweeted for Joe Barton. Now retweeted for Matt "Secret Button" Lauer.
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Is Anthony Weiner still in jail? Might keep this on file for when he gets out.
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Yes, still. And, unfortunately, I think this tweet will get many more uses in the future.
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Best not retire it yet. I fear that we have just scratched the surface in Congress.
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Pervers
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Especially Joe Barton. Especially.
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