Cop: Where were you on the 13th? Sessions: I can't remember. Cop: Here's a picture. Sessions: Oh thaaat. Yes, I remember. I was nowhere near the stabbing. Cop: Is this your knife? Sessions: Never seen it before. Cop: It says "property of Jeff Sessions." Sessions: Oh thaaat knife.
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You talking about Sessions or Austin Powers? Both/Either


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