First tweeted because of Louis CK. Now retweeted for Joe Barton.
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Previously retweeted for Joe Barton. Now retweeted for Matt "Secret Button" Lauer.
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Ha ha sorry but this was bizarrely funny
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Don't apologize, that's what I was going for. Funny, yes. But still needed to be said.
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Thanks for saying it. Better coming from a man. Would you be willing to do other service announcements? For women, to men?
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I'd say this is from everyone to men. But yeah.
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Do not take it out on the train Do not take it out on a plane Do not take it out where you work Do not take it out to watch you jerk Do not take it out like it's some prize Do not take it out, it hurts my eyes Do not take it out cuz you're so sad Do not take it out, that's very b
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Do not take it out if you're the boss Do not take it out, you are so gross Do not take it out on a bus Do not take it out - I'll make a fuss Do not take it out when not asked to Do not take it out cuz we'll jail you
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I don't expect anyone to ask me to take my penis out or to take it out for me. Hell I don't want to look at the damn thing why would anyone else?
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OK, Dougie made me laugh out loud. First time in days! Thanks, Dougie.
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Thanks Irene, gotta laugh to stay on an even keel.
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Short and to the point - no pun intended.
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Seriously, nobody wants to see or think about a mans penis. Maybe not even your wife. Men have done this. Patriarchy has turned the mans penis into a weapon.
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I often think about a man's penis but granted I would ask to see it first.
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Thanks for starting my Monday with a laugh.

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You're most welcome.
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I've found men generally way overestimate the interest level in such a viewing.
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