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International Relations prof at U. Illinois. Senior Editor @ArcDigi. Author “Drones and Terrorism.” Politics, national security, and occasional nerdery.

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    Nicholas Grossman‏ @NGrossman81 11 Nov 2017

    ATTENTION MEN: Do not take out your penis and show it to people. Not in person, not over a phone or computer. If someone wants you to take out your penis, they will tell you, or take it out for you. Many of you know this. But evidently not enough.

    7:00 PM - 11 Nov 2017 from Urbana, IL
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    90 replies 631 retweets 1,513 likes
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      2. Nicholas Grossman‏ @NGrossman81 22 Nov 2017

        First tweeted because of Louis CK. Now retweeted for Joe Barton.

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      3. Nicholas Grossman‏ @NGrossman81 30 Nov 2017

        Previously retweeted for Joe Barton. Now retweeted for Matt "Secret Button" Lauer.

        3 replies 1 retweet 23 likes
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      2. Lizzie  🌬 🌊 🗳 🥂 🎉‏ @LizzieinCali 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @NGrossman81

        Ha ha sorry but this was bizarrely funny

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Nicholas Grossman‏ @NGrossman81 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @LizzieinCali

        Don't apologize, that's what I was going for. Funny, yes. But still needed to be said.

        2 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
      4. Chalk‏ @drosenbig 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @NGrossman81

        Thanks for saying it. Better coming from a man. Would you be willing to do other service announcements? For women, to men?

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. Nicholas Grossman‏ @NGrossman81 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @drosenbig

        I'd say this is from everyone to men. But yeah.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Juan Tim Peechmynt‏ @Juan_Abbe 12 Nov 2017
        Replying to @NGrossman81

        Do not take it out on the train Do not take it out on a plane Do not take it out where you work Do not take it out to watch you jerk Do not take it out like it's some prize Do not take it out, it hurts my eyes Do not take it out cuz you're so sad Do not take it out, that's very b

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Juan Tim Peechmynt‏ @Juan_Abbe 12 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Juan_Abbe @NGrossman81

        Do not take it out if you're the boss Do not take it out, you are so gross Do not take it out on a bus Do not take it out - I'll make a fuss Do not take it out when not asked to Do not take it out cuz we'll jail you

        0 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
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      1. Zizi Roberts‏ @zizabella 12 Nov 2017
        Replying to @NGrossman81 @BarbB0925

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      2. Dougie P‏ @dougiebaseball 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @NGrossman81 @joanvw09

        I don't expect anyone to ask me to take my penis out or to take it out for me. Hell I don't want to look at the damn thing why would anyone else?

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Joanna‏ @joanvw09 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @dougiebaseball @NGrossman81

        😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👏👏👏

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. IREgg‏ @IreneEggink 12 Nov 2017
        Replying to @joanvw09 @dougiebaseball @NGrossman81

        OK, Dougie made me laugh out loud. First time in days! Thanks, Dougie.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Dougie P‏ @dougiebaseball 12 Nov 2017
        Replying to @IreneEggink @joanvw09 @NGrossman81

        Thanks Irene, gotta laugh to stay on an even keel.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Lee McGill Jones‏ @ArkSnowflake 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @NGrossman81

        Short and to the point - no pun intended.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. jansci‏ @thereminfan 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ArkSnowflake @NGrossman81

        😃😃😊

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. TreesAreLovely‏ @StephieGilley 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @NGrossman81 @paulmcclintock

        Seriously, nobody wants to see or think about a mans penis. Maybe not even your wife. Men have done this. Patriarchy has turned the mans penis into a weapon.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Ian Elstub‏ @ian_elstub 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @StephieGilley @paulmcclintock @NGrossman81

        I often think about a man's penis but granted I would ask to see it first.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. TeeKay‏ @TKinMB 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ian_elstub @StephieGilley and

        Thanks for starting my Monday with a laugh. 🌺

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Ian Elstub‏ @ian_elstub 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TKinMB @StephieGilley and

        You're most welcome. 😆

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. LK  ☕️‏ @Corvid1031 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @NGrossman81

        I've found men generally way overestimate the interest level in such a viewing.

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
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