This is good news for me: if McConnell is middle-aged, then im still pretty young!
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I'm pushing 40, but don't think of myself as middle-aged. McConnell's older than me, so... But I realize now he's old. And I'm middle aged

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Wait, no, you moved the bar again! If you're middle-aged, then im...middle-aged...
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Alas... 'tis true
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Zero in a half shell
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Turtle power!
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Funny
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Thanks!
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He is so not middle age but A for effort!
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Fair enough.
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Middle Aged? Nah, that's just an Old-age Mutant Senate Turtle
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Yeah, I think I flubbed this one a bit. I'll just have to be more accurate next time.
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Don't worry, this is post-accuracy America. It's all horseshoes and hand grenades these days.
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Total insult to turtles, who are ancient,harmless creatures. McConnell at 75 is not middle aged. He is also not harmless.
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U must admit though, he really does look just like that Turtle
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You the ASPCA can have you arrested for your blatant attack on the on the lovely Tortoise ?? Protected by Ecuador !
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Turtles have more integrity

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