(THREAD) #TrumpNorthKorea strategies:
1. Refuse to pay #NorthKorea, then drag out the lawsuit until they agree to settle.pic.twitter.com/pLWFme3SHi
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5. Has that Kim guy been to Moscow? Is he into watersports?
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6. Let's get Korea to declare bankruptcy and then sell off the missile program as a subsidiary.
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7. Uh… bomb Afghanistan again?
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8. You know, Kim Jong Un kind of looks like Rosie O’Donnell. Step aside, everyone. I know what to do here.
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9. Call the North Korean media #FakeNews! Or does that only work when it’s not actually fake?
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10. I'm telling you: dickish tweet.
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11. Wait. Wait. There’s *another* Korea?
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12. What was Obama’s policy? Let’s do the opposite.
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13. Photograph me with a bowl of kimchi. Hey, it worked for the Mexicans.
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(Someone thinks I'm being serious and is VERY UPSET).
#TrumpNorthKoreahttps://twitter.com/AlexDub182821/status/882605769404841985 …
14. Or we could just use the same strategy that's worked so well elsewhere in the world: Bluff. Fold. Repeat.
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(END) Who knew #NorthKorea could be so complicated?
(If you know of any #TrumpNorthKorea strategies I missed, please add in response).pic.twitter.com/50AxxSFOsv
The North Korea situation is CLEARLY something you don't understand or you're just a petty anti trumper.. or both
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