Mylynda Guthrie

@MylyndaMGuthrie

Reader. Greyhound rescuer. Whole Foods Market. Ghostly accounts of my hipper self available for reading, .

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indiecollege.com
Joined December 2012
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  1. Retweeted
    5 Sep 2020

    wow, remember getting laid ? that was cool

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    27 Aug 2020

    New Bright Eyes record sounds like Rivers Cuomo doing an impression of Bob Dylan holding back a sneeze while singing.

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    7 Aug 2020

    If you only want to listen to early 2000’s NOFX b-sides but you’ve heard them all before then ’s new single, “Quarantine” is a good stand-in. Like imitation crab of the pop-punk world, it tastes good even if it’s fake.

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    24 Jul 2020

    Very excited to be collaborating with commsumate lash-batter and brave bang bringer-backer, Mylynda Guthrie () to bring you snarky zingers and ruin the music you like. Search for our elitism with ...eventually.

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  5. 3 Aug 2020

    If Beach Boys were modern day sad bois.

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  6. 31 Jul 2020

    Digging this new Jimmy Eat World single .... oh wait, this is Into It. Over It.

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  7. 19 Jul 2020

    Did someone already coin the term “mascne” for these mask-induced breakouts we’re all experiencing? Or am I a pioneer and the voice of ny generation?

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  8. 12 Apr 2020

    Do you think if Jesus sees his shadow today we will have 6 more weeks of quarantine?

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  9. 6 Apr 2020

    Three weeks ago I said “I have 12 rolls and one butt, surely I will find some TP by the time I need it...”

    Every time I finish a roll of toilet paper it feels like a petal falling off the enchanted rose in Beauty and the Beast
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    29 Mar 2020

    My gynecologist’s office sent an email saying they’re now doing video visits so I guess this is how I become a cam girl

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  11. 28 Mar 2020

    Please don’t linger, move along - you’ve fondled the same honeycrisp apple long enough, Susan. I know this is your only time in public this week but there’s a guy waiting to whisper rant about his kids to any potato that resembles his bartender.

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    8 Mar 2020

    someday everyone will be able to immediately pick out all the millennial gravestones because everyone else's will be like "loving husband, wings of angels" and ours will be like "thank fuck" "a very good boi" "1995-2064. nice." "she died doing what she loved: being murdered"

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    8 Mar 2020

    So we lost an hour on international women’s day? Wow even our days aren’t equal

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  14. 18 Jan 2020

    A great thing about vacation is taking 2 luxurious hours to bathe and get ready to go out in a new city. And the most disappointing part of that is looking exactly how I do when I get ready for work in under 15 minutes.

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  15. 30 Nov 2019

    Got stuck in Cincy longer than expected today, but found myself reaching peak solo day out. Crafty Supermarket (everyone - you got a Christmas present), Sacred Beast, Half Blood Prince on the tv. 👌🏻 @ Over-The-Rhine,…

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  16. 25 Nov 2019

    Watson. Almost age 10. Puts up with everyone’s BS. Gentle giant. Handsome AF. . . . …

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    17 Nov 2019

    Sorry I’m late traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past 5 years and I was not expecting that

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    4 Nov 2019

    When things keep happening

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  19. 9 Nov 2019

    I really was. Indy

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  20. 2 Feb 2018

    Yesterday I turned 32 and today I burned my cheek with hot applie pie I’m eating for brunch.

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