My Girl

@MyGirlBarks

Protecting my new family from trucks, shadows, and the mailman since December 17, 2014.

Joined December 2014

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  1. Killed me a groundhog yesterday, as is my nature. Now I'm Public Enemy #1 around here. Humans. Huh.

  2. Fireworks? At 5:21 a.m.? STFU.

  3. Damn fireworks.

  4. ? Every day is puppy day! Wake me when it's National Dogs-of-a-Certain-Age Day.

  5. Thanks! Could do a lot MORE walking, if you ask me.

  6. Dude, you could totally pull that pillow down.

  7. Personally, I prefer pulling tissues out of wastebaskets and shredding them, but to each pooch his or her own.

  8. I'm mentioned in today's Parenting Roundabout Speed Round, and all I can say is, be glad it's not 100 fleas, lady.

  9. My Girl followed and
  10. Hey, this is pretty cool! Had my human send them an e-mail about Clifton Animal Shelter, where I stayed for a bit.

  11. I am once again featured on with some robust barking midway through. There was, you see, a mailman.

  12. It's . Think I'll celebrate by sleeping all day, maybe take a walk, bark at some trucks.

  13. I'm featured as a barking dog in this week's ep, along with my colleague in the household.

  14. So , I hear we have an early a.m. interview coming up. Will do my best random morning barking 2 get my lazy humans outta bed.

  15. "O Lord, I swear I will never drink from the toilet again; just make it stop." -- American dog

  16. Happy Fourth of July, or as dogs call it The Long Night of What The Hell Is Going On Guys Seriously Guys What The Hell

  17. To be honest, I was really just barking at a street sweeper. Is that what passes for literary criticism these days?

  18. Hey, napping all day can be exhausting.

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