Hey #Winnipeg & #ThunderBay - It's offensive to me that tickets to see these two are $20/$22. Easily worth twice that!
Darren & Kenny are real-deal veteran comics with distinct, bold voices
#PegCity
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Carole Cunningham
@MyFunnyVagina
Oh, honestly. A bio? Fuck's sake. FINE. Comic. Writer. Producer.
Winnipeg, ManitobaJoined March 2017
Carole Cunningham’s Tweets
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Don’t miss a brand new debate that hits all the right notes! “Birds as Pets & Love Songs Suck” w/ , Lara Rae, and premieres today at 1:30pm on CBC Radio One!
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A man in a Facebook debate with me replied with a shirtless picture of himself in a sauna.
Imagine the response if I did that?
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Are roofers so used to seeing naked women through windows that they don't care/won't notice anymore? Asking for a hopeful friend.
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Couldn't find my deodorant this morning.
Located it later in the fridge.
Adult ADHD. The struggle is real.
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Michael Che (of SNL Weekend Update) doesn't use Twitter anymore, if you're friends with him on facebook you saw this amazing post.
#LovedIt
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My dearest Clara,
Morale is low. The men miss their videogames and we are badly outnumbered. However we must press on...
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Maybe the bombing is being audited and his statement will be released after?
My friend wrote a novel, and you all should read it now! twitter.com/SarahMarieGray
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My feigned indifference brings all the boys to my yard, and they're like, "In case you forgot about me, even though it's been years..."
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Congrats to Paul Rabliauskas & Carole Cunningham! They advance in tonight's Wpg's Funniest Person with a Day Job! See ya in the semis!
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Nothing good has ever come of making a previously male character female! Nothing! Nope, wait...
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Packing for Tbay Bluesfest. Beaded necklaces, straw hat, adhesive fake moustaches. Good to go.
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West End Winnipeg welcomes monthly comedy showcase featuring women, non-binary people of colour metronews.ca/news/winnipeg/ @MetroNewsCanada
Quitting smoking. Armed with a vape and ALL THE EMOTIONS today.
Sharing strawberries with Anger Pigeon.
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Watching Bates Motel. Or, as I like to call it, how blonde women shouldn't raise sons. #scaredofbeingaNorma
"Under Oath" is nice but to make sure Trump is honest, we need him to testify "On an Access Hollywood Bus.”
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Donald Trump says he is "100%" willing to speak under oath about his conversations with ex-FBI chief James Comey bbc.in/2sc5iix
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The world is full of flattened squirrels who couldn't make a decision.
Or, maybe they did - and we should respect that.
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Cannot wait to see tonight!! Made @rohanunrau come with me by disguising tickets as a birthday present! #madeyougosucker
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Don't forget to wish them congratulations on their special day!
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Today we honor the men & women in our armed forces who have lost their lives to protect our freedom. Thank you for your service #MemorialDay
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No, he probably wouldn't have. #science
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President John F. Kennedy would have turned 100 today. He encouraged many to a life of service of others, which is why his legacy lives on.
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Read The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck.
You'll understand me completely after reading this, and it'll change your life.
Man in the car ahead of us in the drive-thru took our order.
Enjoy your small child strawberry milkshake, Sir.
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Inbred Songbirds Cannot Carry A Tune via forbes.com/sites/grrlscie
Been saying this about country singers/music for years.
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The best part of having a bath is being wrapped up after.
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We needed a new bathmat, so husband went and got a bright white one for me to period all over when I get out of the tub. Thanks, Babe!
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Third day on Ritalin. Finished my book, raised two children, celebrated 50 years of wedded bliss and died surrounded by grandchildren.
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Person: Hey, are you on Twitter?
Me: Oh, God, uh I have like 9 followers, I just started ok, um don't judge me......sorry.
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Brilliant- TwitterBot changing God to Dick, changing minds and hearts.
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Your dick doesn’t love you because you’re religious or good enough. He loves you because You are His child.
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