Fortunately, at least for the purposes of this history lesson, they chose option 3. They would blow up the whale.pic.twitter.com/39r7noYnHo
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Sometimes, it’s better to just sit at home and do nothing than go outside and do something ridiculous.
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DON’T IGNORE THE ADVICE THAT EXPERTS GIVE YOU.
They know what they’re talking about.
When you ignore expert advice and act like an idiot, you cover everyone else with decaying whale blubber.
#StayHome
and stop being selfish.
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And with this glorious moment, the circle of life is complete. Our friends at the real place, Florence, Oregon, have seen our tweets.
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Chris, would you like a job?
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Perfect thread. The only thing missing is one more pun at the end -- "don't be shellfish"
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......and Cray indoors ....
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What an overwhaleming disaster!
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I came here looking for puns and you did not disappoint. Thank you.
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Taking the metaphor more literally, the whale could have also been a host of a novel virus and everyone nearby could have picked it up in the whale aerosol. 'Whale aerosol'. That's GOT to be the first time those words have been put together in a sentence.
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Sounds better as whalosol.
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