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@MxJackMonroe

Cook. Scribe. Poet. Photographer. Chronicler. Political grouch. Author. 'The nations Home Economics teacher', apparently. For recipes etc, see

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Joined March 2012
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jul 6

    Gonna sound well ungrateful but companies jumping on Pride then GETTING THE FLAG WRONG are annoying as hell

    24 replies 154 retweets 395 likes
  2. 5 hours ago
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    Today I learned that 'crap' 'bugger' 'frigging' 'bollocks' on R4 still counts as swearing and also statement necklaces are for other people

    14 replies 7 retweets 73 likes
  3. 5 hours ago

    We used to get a nice sit down meal before but we live in an age of austerity now ok

    5 replies 5 retweets 46 likes
  4. 5 hours ago

    10 POINTS TO HUFFLEPUFF

    Replying to @MxJackMonroe
    New Labour were just Conservatives in disguise. The Blairites need to get out of the party and join the Lib Dems
    2 replies 3 retweets 27 likes
  5. 6 hours ago

    Down with this sort of talk. Spanners are useful.

    Replying to @Iain_Whiteley @MxJackMonroe
    New Labour was not socialist you spanner.
    3 replies 2 retweets 66 likes
  6. 7 hours ago

    I don't hate Tories. My Nan, brother, Mum, and a lot of my former lovers, are Tories.

    Replying to @MxJackMonroe
    You hate Tories. This is quite clear. But isn't this just a quasi-religious obsession? Otherwise save a shriek 4 Venezuela.
    10 replies 1 retweet 33 likes
  7. 7 hours ago

    My socialist mate is a disabled local photographer with a jazzy cravat & I'm fairly sure he didn't wreck the economy

    Replying to @MxJackMonroe
    a £156bn deficit was so much better? that is what your socialist mates left a wrecked economy, Broen borrowing in boom years - incompetence
    12 replies 17 retweets 93 likes
  8. 7 hours ago

    I have done 3 times now. How many times have you been on before I decide how seriously to take your advice?

    Replying to @MxJackMonroe
    Nothing personal Mx Monroe but if you are on a current affairs programme on BBC R4 with millions of listeners you must expect feedback
    5 replies 38 likes
  9. 7 hours ago
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    I mean... If you aren't 'emotional' about needless violent deaths, what the fuck is wrong with you?

    10 replies 25 retweets 269 likes
  10. 7 hours ago

    Men getting in touch to tell me I was 'too emotional' when talking about Grenfell and a friends suicide on ...

    39 replies 23 retweets 95 likes
  11. 7 hours ago

    Because I was actually in tears.

    Why does 'Jack' Monroe always sound close to tears? Is it the kale, do you suppose? Or is she worn out with virtue signals
    12 replies 9 retweets 86 likes
  12. 7 hours ago

    Nobody briefs me. I just turn up. And I ain't gonna apologise for *being emotional* about *needless violent deaths*

    hate to say this but Jack Monroe was overly emotional, badly briefed, indecisive and frankly out of her depth on this programme...
    10 replies 13 retweets 130 likes
  13. 7 hours ago

    Also for those present at tonight - I don't usually mainline 3 cans of coke on stage but I had 2 hours sleep last night... 🙄

    1 reply 3 retweets 24 likes
  14. 7 hours ago

    On tonight I pleaded for the Grenfell inquiry to listen to residents at every stage - about them, without them, is not for them.

    1 reply 34 retweets 105 likes
  15. 7 hours ago

    We do not have a moral obligation to defend immorality. People are dying because of 'austerity'.

    Well done for pointing out that people are dying because of austerity measures. Notice no-one attempted to refute that.
    2 replies 43 retweets 107 likes
  16. 7 hours ago

    Please can I have some credit for not making a single joke about lube because I really really really nearly did

    Our next questions is on the possibility of frictionless trade after Brexit
    12 replies 7 retweets 122 likes
  17. 7 hours ago

    I look like I've escaped from Litchfield 😂 Also - an absolute JOY to be on a panel with THREE OTHER WOMEN.

    Thanks to our panel and . Goodnight
    9 replies 4 retweets 71 likes
  18. 8 hours ago

    Blimey tonight was an emotional rollercoaster. Managed not to swear for 45 minutes but cried twice 😶

    18 replies 9 retweets 125 likes
  19. 11 hours ago
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    And as I am.*only just* in these new 16s, I guess that means there's a lotta room in here for...more biscuits...😛

    13 replies 1 retweet 85 likes
  20. 12 hours ago
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    ...mind you, these jeans are hella comfy. I guess that's what happens when you stop kidding yourself you're 2 sizes smaller than you are 😏

    11 replies 66 likes
  21. 12 hours ago
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    Also learned today that I have tipped into the 'size 16' jeans bracket and by 'tipped' I mean 'via an entire box of biscuits for breakfast'

    7 replies 3 retweets 101 likes

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