Feisty Muɳkii

@MunkMania

Inside the Dragon’s fire • past/present/future Dateline contributor ⚡️

the jungle’s event horizon
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2016.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    19. sij

    I need a weighted blanket for my brain.

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    3. velj

    Hear me out, a Pringle’s can but they pop out like a pez dispenser.

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    4. velj

    [packing for work trip] Where the fuck is my business bikini?!

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    1. velj

    I’m trying to write a romantic tweet but my cold dead heart can’t seem to come up with anything today, sweetheart

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    29. sij

    If they are trying so hard to live without you Just let them

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    2. velj

    The calm after so many storms

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    4. velj

    Tonight my four year old’s meltdown was courtesy of the soup being too soft. YOU figure out how to make his soup harder.

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    5. velj

    Everyone needs a backup man. My husband: plan. The word is plan

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    3. velj

    Nobody: Me: I, too, am 50.

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    2. velj

    “Gametime motherfuckers!” he tweeted, from the comfort of his Iron Man footy pajamas.

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    29. pro 2019.

    A shiny new piece of black electrical tape over my check engine light and I’ll be heading into 2020 on a high note.

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    30. sij

    An escape room, but it’s just me trying to get out of my own head.

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    2. svi 2016.

    You amuse me. I will kill you last.

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    27. stu 2019.

    (watching hockey) *googles wtf is icing **spends next two hours looking at cake

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    16. pro 2019.

    (about to have sex) *whatever you do don’t saying anything weird* me: I wife: yeh I’m just not feeling it tonight

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    7. lis 2019.

    me: I’d wait a lifetime for you also me: 5 seconds till I can skip the add ? that’s some bullshit right there

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    5. ruj 2019.

    me: ugh I guess I should fold the washing kid: why don’t you just think about doing it and then not do it ? me *tear in my eye*: so brilliant

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    25. sij

    therapist: and what motivation will we use ? me: hate fueled spite ? therapist: no

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    10. ruj 2019.

    Accents and time zones make the world go round

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    Be raw. Be open. Be fucking real, because the last thing this world needs is more fake ass shit.

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    You wouldn't know her. She goes to a different Internet

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