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Purebreds are so mainstream.
Brooklyn, NYJoined December 2011
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Mumford and Waka!!!!!!
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Post-Hamptons cleanse @ #TheBlackDoor. Who's thirsty? #Bottles #Tables #DoggieBowlsOfVodka #MumfordProblems
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they should just change the word rain to "bon iver". todays forcast: cloudy with a 70% chance of bon iver.
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Gr8 2 b back in the #studio w my crew!! Rap collab w in the works ;) #ontheDL #comingsoon #doit4myfans
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Hey I just moved to NYC & need some advice - where do u get ur extensions?? Also: #twerk date? #AmandaShow
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Thx 4 the follow, ! U combine 2 of the best yet totes pretentious things. PS - have you met ? #MumfordProblems
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Where the #Mumford goes, the #IndieElite shall follow. Do u miss me, @intellivenice?? eater.cc/10ziJWJ via
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Just sent out a mass #snapchat of my #soul. Hope 1 of u assholes took a screenshot. #MumfordProblems
Why buy the soy when you can tell everyone you're vegan for free? - Hipster proverb
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Saw my new #dealer at the #dogpark. Missing the "prescriptions" from my "veterinarian" in Cali :( #MumfordProblems
Ppl say #Brooklyn girls r slightly less culturally-ignorant, but they taste pretty mainstream 2 me #MumfordProblems
"And when you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you" #canipoophere #NYC #MumfordProblems
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Taylor Swift, it will never be a perfect night for you to dress like a hipster. #hipsterproblems
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If ur looking 4 a list of creative ways 2 say "No" to some1, try mass texting ur friends in Silverlake 2 come out in Venice #MumfordProblems
IF UR HAVING CAT PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD 4 U SON / I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A CAT AIN'T 1 #FUCKCATS --> buzzfeed.com/summeranne/def via
Throwback Thursday : instagr.am/p/WTYCaBD4lK/
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A man saying "dogs are the gateway to babies" is actually the gateway to his being single until he is dead.
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A lot of my life goals are thwarted by a pretty earnest commitment to poverty #MumfordProblems
Do u evr look up at a beautiful full moon & think ab the bleak numbr of #relevant ppl that r looking up at that same moon? #MumfordProblems
Some1 just asked my fave drinking game; plz explain y Wine-Power-Hour-In-The-Bathtub "doesn't count"? #MumfordProblems
On a scale from 1 to Kristen Stewart, how much time do u spend caring about looking like u don't care? #MumfordProblems
Let us "make freedom in the cracks of the glistening facades" #Ungentrifiable #FreeVenice #Pigeons freevenicebeachhead.wordpress.com/2013/02/01/som
My brunch just recorded the SICKEST Harlem Shake viral video on my plate.
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In case you were looking for a bow tie for your dog: urbout.co/Yv8vmi
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"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it." Will some1 buy me a bulb? #Venice #Legacy #MumfordProblems j.mp/ZF2kia
I am The Mumford. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees for the trees have no tongues. #PuppyVacay
