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@Muffin_Chips

Film scholar. PhD. Glenn Close enthusiast. Cook. Tennis lover. Cat worshipper. Gaymer. Wanton flirt. Husband to . 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇲🇮🇹

가입일: 2011년 2월

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  1. 메인 트윗
    2월 26일

    Celebrate this legend.

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  2. 3시간 전

    Academic job ads: Adjunct instructor needed. Should hold 3 PhDs; presidential medal of freedom preferred. Ideal candidate will teach a 46/44 course load and safeguard all nuke codes in mainland US. Pays $0.99/credit. No benefits included. Reappointment contingent upon whatever

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  3. 12시간 전

    Video courtesy of junjun_jjj on insta 😭❤️

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  4. 12시간 전

    When he stops replying on Scruff

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  5. 4월 27일

    Scientifically the root of homosexuality can be traced back to this scene in The Mirror Crack'd where Kim Novak and Liz Taylor meet at a party wearing these hats

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  6. 4월 26일

    A certain white popstar is so skilled at hawking the cult of her personality via mediocre self-mythologizing music that I hope she never decides to enter politics 🐍

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  7. 4월 26일

    FROM NOW ON I'M MADAME X AND MADAME X LOVES TO DANCE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HIT A MOVING TARGET Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

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  8. 4월 25일

    I have no gaydar but I can tell if you're a sub pig b*ttom from space 🌺

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  9. 님이 리트윗했습니다
    4월 25일

    Just boarded the plane from the rear even though I was not seated in row 20 or higher My father used to break little rules like this all the time and I’d always get embarrassed Now, bit by bit, I am seeing more of him in myself Miss you dad 😘

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  10. 4월 25일

    This is a poster in my classroom and I've been looking at it for an hour and WHAT DOES THE LAST LINE MEAN?!

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  11. 4월 25일

    The core values of this nation… our standing in the world… our very democracy...everything that has made America -- America --is at stake. That’s why today I’m announcing my candidacy for Pres-zzzzzzzzzzz

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  12. 님이 리트윗했습니다
    2월 27일
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  13. 4월 24일

    5 jobs I've had - h*ndjobs - bl*wjobs - r*mjobs - not enough r*mjobs - more r*mjobs pls

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  14. 4월 24일

    HOW DO I MAKE MCREE AND BAPTISTE F*CK JEFF

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  15. 4월 24일

    I have anxiety. I hate phone calls. Don't call me. Text. If you call me, I will automatically assume one of the following has happened: 1) You are dying 2) You have died 3) There was a recount and Glenn Close did win Best Actress and you should only call me for #3 anyway

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  16. 4월 23일

    After 10 years a marriage becomes a silent war over how long you can stretch out what's left of the toilet paper roll before the other person replaces it

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  17. 4월 23일

    Followed by, "Professor how can I make it look like I read several books for this paper even though I didn't"

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  18. 4월 23일

    "Professor I was 5 minutes late how is that late" Me:

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  19. 님이 리트윗했습니다
    4월 22일

    Woman at DMV: Do you have any kids? Me: Yeah Woman: Aw, boys? Girls? How old? Me: [uncomfortable] Well they’re all adult men on Twitter

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  20. 4월 22일

    I mean vaccines are clearly a slap in the face to all those who have died of curable diseases

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  21. 4월 22일

    I don't know if people are aware of this but my university degree in Italy cost a total of €5000 whereas the tuition remission bill for the *first* semester of my PhD here was $15k (in 2006) and this only happens and goes unchecked in the US ✌️

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