Lily Bart Simpson

@MsShade

Writing a novel about 350 years of capital in Baltimore. Also a miniseries. Commentary / journalism at , , , &c.

Eastern Seaboard
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Joined January 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 28

    How do I buy the movie rights for 2016?

    69 retweets 148 likes
  2. 17 minutes ago

    Plan to make America great 1. "Yeah war in Iraq" 2. "I always opposed war in Iraq" 3. "That Saddam sure knew how to deal with terrorists" 4.

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  3. 4 hours ago Manhattan, NY

    going back to college now i could have KILLED IT

    1 retweet 13 likes
  4. 4 hours ago

    This feels like the plot to a 70's disaster movie that comments on urban infrastructure and other social issues

    Mulberry Street sinkhole widens; Baltimore city inspector injured after fall into crater -
    2 retweets 7 likes
  5. 5 hours ago

    Frank Zappa on rock journalism.

    19 retweets 22 likes
  6. 5 hours ago

    in 1946, "Bikini" is introduced by Louis Reard. 🎨Women exercising in 'bikinis', 4th century AD Sicily.

    222 retweets 217 likes
  7. 5 hours ago

    I feel vaguely jealous today.

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  8. 6 hours ago

    *in front of a Queens high school* *whispers* hey, hey teens…you like…..content?

    2 retweets 17 likes
  9. 6 hours ago

    Tonight at 's Cinema Museum.

    25 retweets 43 likes
  10. 7 hours ago

    Now, if Corbyn snacks on uncooked noodles clearly the Labour Party needs a new leader, I would agree with that.

    1 retweet 9 likes
  11. 7 hours ago

    Definitely NOT a sign of a country in decline

    Hole is 40x50 wide, 30ft deep. still assessing, no timeline when it'll be fixed.Maybe months
    2 retweets 6 likes
  12. 7 hours ago

    Charles Murray champions eugenics. He claims that POC are genetically less intelligent than whites.

    I scored 50 in 's "Do You Live in a Bubble" quiz. Take it
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  13. 8 hours ago

    I love the library because it's a place where you can read as many books as you want, for free. Also, it's quiet.

    2 retweets 10 likes
  14. 8 hours ago

    Someone should hire Nandini because she's a good writer looking for a staff writing job in NYC.

    If applying worked I'd have 5328 job offers.
    3 retweets 9 likes
  15. Lily Bart Simpson followed , and
    • Community Bookstore
      @CommunityBkstr

      Brooklyn's oldest operating (and fiercely independent) bookstore. Located in Park Slope since 1971. Beware of the cat. Also owns .

    • mask magazine
      @mask_mag

      Culture and style for misfits and malcontents. This month:

  16. 9 hours ago

    "Apply anyway." That's not the point. If we're going to create change, you can't mandate those outside the margins to already be in them.

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  17. 9 hours ago

    There needs to be different guidelines. I couldn't even apply for some of these jobs yet I've written widely. I know plenty of others too.

    28 retweets 45 likes
  18. 8 hours ago

    Hi if you hire people this is a good thread to read and think about. ↓ ↓ ↓

    I don't understand how there can be a call for POC to apply for editorial/writing gigs that ask for at least 2-5 years exp at a pub. x_x
    23 retweets 19 likes
  19. Jul 4

    Saw this Newsweek cover in Penn Station today. Just the kind of sober, measured perspective on terrorism we need.

    175 retweets 175 likes
  20. 9 hours ago

    Who wants to be my date for the Sanitary Fair?

    "The Great Northwest Sanitary Fair...to surpass all fairs that have been held since the universe was a universe."
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  21. 9 hours ago

    I love the U.S. Post Office and I love public libraries.

    2 retweets 37 likes

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