Maggie

@MsLighthouseCat

The human embodiment of the Charlie Brown Christmas tree. Always in need of coffee.

Texas
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Joined December 2012
Born on March 17
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 Jan 2013

    Fact: The more complicated your coffee order is - the worse you are in bed.

    19 replies 248 retweets 455 likes
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  2. 14 hours ago

    So Papa Pope is gonna have to take out Jake to save Liv !!

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  3. 14 hours ago

    Poor

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  4. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    This. 💝

    4 replies 26 retweets 57 likes
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  5. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    He waited his entire life for this moment.

    11 replies 592 retweets 900 likes
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  6. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    The grass is mowed! Found the dog.

    10 replies 11 retweets 95 likes
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  7. Retweeted
    Apr 5

    Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you.

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  8. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    People are like stained glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within... ~Elisabeth Kübler-Ross

    17 replies 231 retweets 579 likes
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  9. Retweeted
    Apr 5

    Surround yourself with people who help you crawl out of dark holes, not people who push you into it.

    8 replies 63 retweets 152 likes
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  10. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    the night snoozle is upon us once more. i’ve tucked my stuffed fren sebastian. under my chin. he’s afraid of the dark. but i will protect him. no matter what

    238 replies 5,940 retweets 57,665 likes
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  11. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    Fox News runs bogus story about an illegal immigrant caravan from Mexico "threatening violence" Two days later, Trump deploys the National Guard to the border You can trace most Trump admin decision to Fox News pieces We don't have state-run media. We have a media-run state.

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  12. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    It took weeks for the National Guard to get deployed to Puerto Rico. Trump is having the National Guard deployed to the US-Mexico border in hours. Do we see the problem here?

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  13. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    So there was a MYSTERY at the library today. A wee old women came in and said "I've a question. Why does page 7 in all the books I take out have the 7 underlined in pen? It seems odd." "What?" I say, thinking she might be a bit off her rocker. She showed me, and they did.

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    Apr 4

    When I was younger, I never liked the monkey bars, because monkeys are mean drunks.

    2 replies 120 retweets 240 likes
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  15. Apr 4

    : Iceland is #1 in workplace equality! Follow for more

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  16. Apr 4

    Call 811 presents: Can You Dig It? Win prizes, watch out for the pesky gopher, & learn about dirt! ,

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  17. Retweeted
    Apr 2

    That awkward moment you realize you did it wrong your whole life.

    1,614 replies 49,265 retweets 102,170 likes
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  18. Apr 4

    I get it - you have a better life, job, house, car than I do. You won. There's no need to make fun of me, too.

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  19. Apr 3

    Call 811 presents: Can You Dig It? Win prizes, watch out for the pesky gopher, & learn about dirt!

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  20. Apr 3

    I just ate a gluten-free Girl Scout cookie, and it tasted like sadness and crushed childhood memories.

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  21. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    i was enjoying myself on the porch. when a gust of wind. smacked me in the face. i lost complete control of both ears. for what seemed like an eternity. i’m still. quite frazzled

    225 replies 10,088 retweets 91,553 likes
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