Melissa

Meal allowance for politicians $181 a day. Meal allowance for aged care worker $6 a day

#SydneyTrains delays are not due to a fatality at Burwood. Delays are due to a broken, overstretched/ underfunded system. it's a joke #nswpol

Would be so funny to have one Prime Minister open the #CommonwealthGames and another one to close it #libspill

BREAKING - An Insider heard @PeterDutton_MP counting the numbers for a #LibSpill....apparently it went like this,,, "One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes, four, five potatoes, six potatoes, seven potatoes more" #auspol #LibSpill

Years ago, as a HR Manager, I had to "investigate" a complaint that someone was sneaking into another employee's desk drawer and snapping all her carrot sticks in half. It was the highlight of my human resources career.

Last time, I posted a flyer: "Whoever took my lunch: It contains a high amount of dihydrogen monoxide for medical purposes. If you took it, see HR, no questions asked." The weasel we figured was the culprit showed up in HR and asked "hypothetically" what might happen to whoever..

I’ll keep updating if anything else occurs but all I can say is that EVERYONE in the office from the janitor to the founder knows what she did. She now carries an invisible scarlet letter

!!!! After seeing the HR email she says out loud “woah. Someone stole a lunch? Who would do something like that?” !!! I may have to run out of this room

Co-worker got his lunch stolen and they’ve agreed to let him watch the security camera tape. This is the most excited I’ve ever been at any job ever. Ever.

So it looks like Laura Ingraham has said something horrible overnight because I’ve woken up to a bunch of abusive mentions not intended for me once again

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If MSM would put as much effort into the cheating in Politicians perks it might regain some credibility. #auspol

So Bananaby cheated the public for 12 yrs cheated on his wife and kids, cheated the taxpayers out of millions and is still being paid $200,000 a yr and refuses to step down. Perhaps he should have scuffed up a stupid ball so we could get rid of him