Mrs Arkban

@MrsArkban

My son thinks I am a Star Wars bounty hunter married to Walter White. I guess that makes us a blended genre family. EDS Type 3, Bipolar, Queer. She/Her

Joined July 2009
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  1. 11 hours ago

    It's no wonder kids get confused: You have to do what the adults tell you Don't let ppl push you around, stand up for yourself

  2. 11 hours ago

    The problem is positive parenting takes so much more energy than negative parenting

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  3. Retweeted
    Jun 19

    RT if you know why

    How is it that I've never heard of until now? Why isn't this celebrated & taught in schools? Emancipation seems kinda important
    13 replies 1,795 retweets 858 likes
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    17 hours ago

    I've scrolled down for you. There is no good news.

    9 replies 372 retweets 996 likes
  5. Jun 15

    The admin at my son's kindergarten said they do those. Every mother's dream

    As a teacher, I have to teach little kids how to do a lockdown drill and how to defend themselves against active shooters. Every year.
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 15

    Sorta wild that for all this talk of movies finally giving us strong female characters, no one acknowledging horror been doing it for years.

    16 replies 71 retweets 193 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 15

    Elizabeth Banks is the prime example of a White person who thinks they're woke from the Matrix, but they're still asleep in Inception.

    8 replies 142 retweets 558 likes
  8. Jun 15

    Great trailer, but what is it with Disney and wolves in winter:

  9. Retweeted
    Jun 15

    People saying Trump is nearing impeachment are starting to remind me of people who say Winds of Winter is TOTES already done & about to drop

    12 replies 62 retweets 259 likes
  10. Jun 15

    I can't seem to get the kids to understand that pjs don't have to be changed every day, like underwear. So I ration out a pair every week

    1 reply
  11. Retweeted
    May 3

    Sorry I haven't been around much lately. I passed out after I forgot to release the breath I didn't realize I'd been holding.

    2 replies 97 retweets 428 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 12
    Replying to

    Pro tip: Giving criminal suspects the unlimited power to sack their investigators may be a bug in the system.

    21 replies 654 retweets 1,727 likes
  13. Jun 12

    N: If a room has skeletons in it, it's evil Me: My room has a skeleton <pause> N: If a room has lots of skeletons in it, then it's evil

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  14. Jun 12

    P got a laser pointer so the cats could exercise. N is using it while N2 pretends to be a cat.

  15. Jun 12

    Tooth fairy was successful (even if N almost fell off the bed) & then a kid in his class told him there was no such thing!

  16. Jun 11

    My old yoga pants are getting holes & I can't find pants to fit over my leg braces, so I'm reduced to looking at maternity pants

  17. Jun 11

    It’s all right here: simple, clear actions to , MoCs to thank, and some good news for a change:

  18. Jun 10

    So parents, what's the going tooth fairy rate these days?

    1 reply
  19. Jun 9

    N had 4 teeth (front 2 on the top and bottom) pulled and it is really hard to understand him now.

  20. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Senators *who would smack their own abuelas if trump asked them to* blame Comey for not standing up to Trump.

    Senators blame Comey for not standing up to Trump
    4 replies 96 retweets 177 likes

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