Mr Mirrors

@RobereDHat Sir. Do I resemble a furnisher of funhouses? I think not.

@LePatchworkKing Sir, it is because I sell mirrors. Among other things.

@Izzysalvador You are a wit, delicious friend. Beware wit. A knife has two edges. Shattered glass a thousand. Wit has many more.

@curious_fellow A superstition and a dangerous one at that. Disregard it. And ware serpents.

@DrDarkheart ....ssssshhhh.

@horriblesanity_ Evidently.

@gogogulliver It interests me that the matter is not noised about. Ah, discretion. My very favourite among the virtues.

@tonyrobots All is well. We trust in your discretion.

@jkovacik We heartily recommend @mr_wines' wares.

@EllaKremper In the Palace there are mirrors for all. Anyone forbidden a mirror has been forbidden it for good reason!

@Sinning_Jenny @Mr_WInes! A fountain of good sense and perception! The sound of his name blesses my ears.

@peachgirldb Mirrors are all but harmless! Dreams are not. Ware dreams. Ware serpents.

@Sinning_Jenny If I don't, who will? Squatting up there in his spire! grown fat and glossy on his honey!

@peachgirldb One would be correct! Elegance of this degree is wasted on my admirers! I have no wish to squander it.

You have hit upon a sadness, @hauntermooneyes. @Mr_Spices has grown overfond of his own wares.

None of my doing, I assure you, @Mr_Spices . Perhaps you should spend less time meddling with dreams.

@jkovacik None of my doing, delicious friend. Be careful of those.

@reedybeanz You should know by now, my dear, that me and mine have nothing but your welfare at heart.

@JotaEB I pity them, dear boy. I pity them.

@ColonelHazard I have the utmost trust in your discretion. Let's say no more about the matter.