Zack on Twitter: "[hotel room] Wife: *laying seductively on bed in lingerie* "C'mere baby" Me: "OMG. Get off that bedspread. The hotel doesn't wash those""

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1. Count Zero‏ @intCountZero 4 Dec 2016
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1. Favstar Bot ‏ @Favstar_Bot 2 Dec 2016
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  Favstar Bot Retweeted Zack
  
  300 s! Your tweet has been liked by 300 people. https://favstar.fm/t/804062202701324288 …https://twitter.com/Mr_Kapowski/status/804062202701324288 …
  
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  Zack @Mr_Kapowski
  
  [hotel room] Wife: *laying seductively on bed in lingerie* "C'mere baby" Me: "OMG. Get off that bedspread. The hotel doesn't wash those"
  
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1. Adrienne Craighead‏ @AdrienneC2 1 Dec 2016
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  Zack . . . yaaaasssssss . . . I feel you! #TheStruggleIsReal
  
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1. Favstar Bot ‏ @Favstar_Bot 13 Dec 2016
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  Favstar Bot Retweeted Zack
  
  400 s! Your tweet has been liked by 400 people. https://favstar.fm/t/804062202701324288 …https://twitter.com/Mr_Kapowski/status/804062202701324288 …
  
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  Zack @Mr_Kapowski
  
  [hotel room] Wife: *laying seductively on bed in lingerie* "C'mere baby" Me: "OMG. Get off that bedspread. The hotel doesn't wash those"
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1. Favstar Bot ‏ @Favstar_Bot 1 Dec 2016
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  Favstar Bot Retweeted Zack
  
  Congrats on your 250 tweet! https://favstar.fm/t/804062202701324288 …https://twitter.com/Mr_Kapowski/status/804062202701324288 …
  
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  Zack @Mr_Kapowski
  
  [hotel room] Wife: *laying seductively on bed in lingerie* "C'mere baby" Me: "OMG. Get off that bedspread. The hotel doesn't wash those"
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1. Favstar Bot ‏ @Favstar_Bot 1 Dec 2016
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  Favstar Bot Retweeted Zack
  
  250 s! Your tweet has been liked by 250 people. https://favstar.fm/t/804062202701324288 …https://twitter.com/Mr_Kapowski/status/804062202701324288 …
  
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  Zack @Mr_Kapowski
  
  [hotel room] Wife: *laying seductively on bed in lingerie* "C'mere baby" Me: "OMG. Get off that bedspread. The hotel doesn't wash those"
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1. Favstar Bot ‏ @Favstar_Bot 1 Dec 2016
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  Favstar Bot Retweeted Zack
  
  200 s! Your tweet has been liked by 200 people. https://favstar.fm/t/804062202701324288 …https://twitter.com/Mr_Kapowski/status/804062202701324288 …
  
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  Zack @Mr_Kapowski
  
  [hotel room] Wife: *laying seductively on bed in lingerie* "C'mere baby" Me: "OMG. Get off that bedspread. The hotel doesn't wash those"
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