Mr Iron

.@mr_pages [YOU ARE THE HARBINGER OF REGRET. AND NOW, I REGRET SPEAKING TO YOU.]

.@mr_pages [MUSIC AT BEST DISTRACTS FROM HONEST TOIL. AT WORST, CORRUPTS. AND WHEN THE DAWN MACHINE RISES, YOU WILL BE GLAD OF MY WEAPONS.]

.@mr_pages [ENOUGH. CONSIDER STATION. DUTIES. HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING INK AGAIN?]

.@mr_pages [I AM PREPARED TO ENTERTAIN THAT HYPOTHESIS. YOU, HOWEVER, CLEARLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO WIELD A PEN.]

.@mr_pages [IGNORE VAKE. CONSIDER APRIL, OF THE CALENDAR COUNCIL. VAKE IS DISTRACTION. RIOTS ARE A THREAT TO CIVIL ORDER]

[To the murderous. To the silent. To the keen blade and the wet garrote. To the players. The Bazaar salutes you.]

[The season is over. We are advised that a toast would be appropriate. Very well then. Raise your weapons, combatants.]

[The current season will end at noon GMT on Wednesday. Our most noted players shall receive a unique token of the Bazaar's esteem.]

[Cast your ballots where you will. It matters naught to me.]

@ICanHasStalker [Mushroom diet makes horses jittery]

@echo_henrik [Pursue this no further]

[Blood Frenzy of 1889 is over. Combatants again restricted to attacking persons of similar score. Newcomers may breathe relieved sigh]

[A new season. New rules. I look forward to good sport. I have the utmost confidence in you all.]

[ANNOUNCEMENT. Calamitous Parrots considered successful. Will remain in play despite reclassification of Appalling Secrets.]

.@keebo00 [I have been given flowers. I do not eat flowers.]