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It is such a shame that the Piglet Horse became extinct. Apparently they made great pets.https://twitter.com/dancingfool75/status/1224237375359873024 …
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god: i have made Mankind angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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I used to think I was immortal, but it turns out the t was a typo
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Jurgen Klopp disguise using a cap, shades and a train ticketpic.twitter.com/KojI6Afim0
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[After leaving Willy Wonka’s factory] ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: Lot of deaths for a to— ME: A LOT of deaths for a tour!
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HUNGOVER IN YOUR 20s [takes tylenol and goes about the day] HUNGOVER IN YOUR 30s [writing letter] Dearest Penelope, I fear this may be the final time I am blessed to feel the warmth of the sun upon my breast. I grow more weary by the moment, and prospects for survival are slim
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King Midas once accidentally brushed against two nannies, and they turned into an Au pair.
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Friend: so what’s it like parenting a toddler? Me: why? Friend: just curious. Me: why? Friend: I don’t know nevermind. Me: why? Friend: Me: why? Friend: hey fuck you man. Me: yes that’s it exactly.
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A sourdough starter is a tamagotchi for people in their 30s
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Thank you to the actual 1.3M people that have taken the time to watch this & try to understand something they didn’t; whether it’s in you, in somebody you know, or somebody you’ve lost. If you’ve said something to me I will reply it just takes a while. Truly, thank you xxhttps://twitter.com/joetracini/status/1221476571451723776 …
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Interviewer. How come you have a four year gap in your employment history? Me: That was when I went to Yale. Interviewer: Oh that’s very impressive. You’re hired. Me: Thanks, I was starting to think I’d never find a yob.
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WIFE: you’ll be ok? ME: please don’t worry WIFE: ok I'll be back in 2 days ME: have fun! [few minutes later] WIFE: I forgot my ke—OHMYGOD [I’m topless and holding a conch. the coffee table is ablaze. the kids feast on the dog's remains]
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Last night my mate asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book. The future is stupid.
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I feel brand new cause I just squished my babyhttps://twitter.com/raeesajhetam/status/1218459202529697792 …
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Such a wierd day, found a hat full of money in the street. Was also chased by a bloke with a guitar
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I went to a Red Light district once. The traffic was terrible.
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Dinner is poured.
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Flight out of Chicago cancelled so I’ve been put up in the O’Hare Comfort Inn. Lady at reception said I’m in the ‘Boardroom Suite’. I thought to myself “weird name”, then walked into this...
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