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RobbieO
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Just happy to be here!
The spot you outside ofJoined March 2009

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I got this one cousin, she’s a first cousin. She don’t fuck wit none of us. Ain’t no beef but she don’t participate in none of the family shit. I know there’s a back story to it. One day ima get to the bottom of it. I know she has her reasons, I just don’t know what they are.
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My Uber driver quickly picked up on the fact I’m not in the mood for small talk today. I respect that! I’m partially hungover. Just get me to brunch inna hurry!
Who woulda thought George Bush speech at John Lewis funeral would blow Bill Clinton’s out the water!? Bill lookin turrible!! 😩
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And don’t come at me talmbout how I ain’t been here in months and I resurface asking for shit. That’s not the energy I need right now. I need compassion.
So I have every streaming service known to man and y’all can’t recommend not one single movie or show to watch? Thanks. Thanks a lot. 😂
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Now I’ve arrived at the point in my evening where I start to browse all the streaming apps. Been a long day of smoking, drinking, and eating. 🤷🏽‍♂️
I know I’m 3 hours behind but damn y’all been active on the east coast. Sheesh. It’s only Monday. Y’all coulda saved some of this entertainment.
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Me & my wife walk into the crib together both having to pee. While she peeing I notice I left the oven on...AGAIN!! For like the last 6/7hrs. I turn it off while she peeing hoping it’ll go unnoticed. I go pee once she done. Come out to “you left the oven on all this time!?”
Now that I’m in the Bay Area and all...(and also the Giants fuckin SUCK!!) maybe I’ll root for the Raiders. Their fans seem legit!
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Like how do they give Harden the flop (I know how, it’s rhetorical) and not give Trier the call when he gets popped!! Smh
The hardest part about moving to a new neighborhood is finding a new weed man. I’m like a month in and no luck. I smelled some good weed coming from my neighbors apartment. I shoulda knocked.
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So like I ordered some food to be picked up. Asked shorty how long they needed to have my order ready. Showed up 10 minutes AFTER that and my shit ain’t ready. I is UPSET!!
Donald Trump is legit ruining my life. Like for real for real. He can’t possibly have any clue how this shutdown is effecting real lives in real ways. Pray for us.
Lifetime really outdid themselves tho. Like I’ve never seen a documentary put together so well. Like damn!! & they were obviously the right network for this.
When I be dead tired I still be tryna get shit done. I hate not getting shit done more than I hate being sleep deprived and delirious.
I went to sleep, woke back up....and Kanye still losing it over some lightskin Drake threats. Go kiss your kids and go to sleep bro!
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