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Bandleader. 1st Law of Heroics: Someone has to tell you it's impossible, or the Quest can't go on. He/him. RT =/= endorse. My opinions = mine. I ❤️ #VP23

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    Ambrose Persimmon‏ @MrPersimmon 1 Feb 2021

    Ambrose Persimmon Retweeted Euronews Green

    Finally. I was going to scream if spinach insisted on another meeting that should have been an email.https://twitter.com/euronewsgreen/status/1356268135129751557 …

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    Euronews GreenVerified account @euronewsgreen
    Plant-human communication is finally here...and it's wonderfully weird. 🥬 Spinach has been engineered to send emails when it finds specific compounds. This tech could be used to detect landmines, pollution, and even upcoming droughts. The ultimate superfood...! In full 👇
    8:14 am - 1 Feb 2021
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    • Karina Dambergs vanilla milk I Like Football Randy Marsh Maddison ♡ Tammy Owen dR.Miguel_S MegThaPony J Quinn
    95 replies . 2,336 retweets 11,852 likes
      1. Ambrose Persimmon‏ @MrPersimmon 2 Feb 2021

        Hey, since this is seeing a big response: If you're able, please give $5 to your local food pantry. If you need help finding one, try http://feedingamerica.org . Don't make me show the kale how to use Reply All.

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      1. Euronews Green‏Verified account @euronewsgreen 1 Feb 2021
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        👏👏👏

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      1. Patti with an eye‏ @Pattiwithaneye 1 Feb 2021
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      1. gerald cook‏ @cookster1953 1 Feb 2021
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        That’s kind of sad for a lot of boomers whose entire computer skills consist of playing solitaire.

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      2.  🇺🇸 Moderna Derp Wolf NFT  📰 📝 🖼 🎋‏ @YouWreckMe 1 Feb 2021
        Replying to @MrPersimmon

        Now that's a finely crafted joke!

        3 replies . 0 retweets 20 likes
      3. Paul Thomas  🦇‏ @PaulThomas1992 1 Feb 2021
        Replying to @YouWreckMe @MrPersimmon

        You might say it was cultivated.

        3 replies . 0 retweets 53 likes
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      2. Craig Thomler‏ @craigthomler 1 Feb 2021
        Replying to @MrPersimmon

        Those three hour Zoom calls with spinach are the worst! Like watching grass grow.

        1 reply . 5 retweets 82 likes
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      2. Shorebird‏ @gladfly2 1 Feb 2021
        Replying to @MrPersimmon

        can they zoom?

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      3. Ambrose Persimmon‏ @MrPersimmon 1 Feb 2021
        Replying to @gladfly2

        I think so, but it seems like they're always on mute

        0 replies . 0 retweets 11 likes
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