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  2. the room next door - Michael Gove

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  3. May 6

    I'm going to the Edinburgh Fringe and performing my room next door show for one last run. I won't lie, it would be terrific to see you there.

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  4. May 3

    Thanks to my free helmet scheme, people are protected whenever I decide to attack them with a baseball bat.

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  5. May 2

    Same energy tonight at 10pm on Dave.

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  6. May 2

    I'm on Comedians Giving Lectures tonight at 10pm on Dave.

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  7. The Conservative Party in 2022.

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  8. most notifications about my lampshade again but never mind

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  9. lip syncing the porn mp for lols

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  10. my eastenders fruit bowl philosophy

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  12. If there was a man who could only talk through the medium of Daily Mail articles, that man would be on a register by Wednesday.

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  13. Please don’t send this to the culture sec, she’s not online and her AOL CD won’t arrive till Tuesday.

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  15. Disappointed that I've got this far in my life and not smashed a framed portrait over a person so that when their head pokes through it looks like their body. As a boy I was led to believe this would happen at least once a week.

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  16. Apr 6
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  17. Apr 6
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  18. how did you hear about us?

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  19. ungrateful hostage

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  20. Have you been in an accident that wasn't your fault?

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  21. nothing to promote but my friend is on tour so there’s that

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