Day before #GE2017 tory candidate @MrMatt_Robinson puts a leaflet through my door. First I've heard of him. Are you for real Matthew?
Glad you do now. Election material going out for weeks, done hustings, been out meeting voters. Would always like to reach more people.
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I'm afraid you never had a chance of getting my vote. Some turkeys know better than to vote for Christmas.
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I think I guessed as much. Some people quite like Christmas. Well I might see you at one of your plays. All the best.
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I love Christmas, I just don't want to be served up on a platter. That would be nice; I'll let you know the next time I have something on.
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