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@MrJoshHopkins
The white Brad Pitt
Austin, TXJoined March 2011
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Scientists agree that we need Tom Hanks to come out and say he’s contracted Climate Change.
Great win for the Cats in Nashville today. UK avenged their blown 17 point lead loss to UT in Rupp just ten days ago. Ashton Hagans was great with 16pts, 7ass and just one turnover. Cats try and avoid the same revenge game from Florida tomorrow in the quarter finals. #sectourney
I’m really happy for Chris Paul and the entire State Farm organization.
“A victory for white life”?
What in the actual fuck is going on?
#TheOlympics used to make me feel old because I was older than the athletes but now I’m older than the sports. #usa
So proud of my dude!
Rex Chapman goes from opioid addiction to social media standout - Los Angeles Times
If you were waiting for this Kentucky team to put two halves together this was your day. The Cats never trailed as they beat Florida for the third time this season. Nick Richards had his way scoring 24 with 11 rebounds and 3 blocks. Maxey and Quickley both added 14. #sectourney
Made the mistake of reading comments on KSR. Man, #BBN has a lot of spoiled little bish’s. We have the best coach in the game and this team is full of fighters. If you ain’t with us you against us. Step off.
This is what the Venn diagram overlap of stupid and selfish looks like...
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Hold up...
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#WhiskeyCavalier Uncancelled? ABC Eyeing Possible Season 2 Renewal in Wake of Fan Outcry (Exclusive) tvline.com/2019/05/23/whi
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If you don’t have the sense to not hit send on this bizarrely inappropriate tweet you certainly don’t have the sense to be the governor. Good God, man.
Rand Paul definitely spits his gum out in urinals.
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Shameless Human Misinformation Vector Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) claims Democrats are "plucking" kids with COVID from the border "and putting them all over the United States as if they're wishing to seed the country with a new variant."
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Kentucky adds the SEC Tournament championship to their regular season crown as they exacted a measure of revenge to Auburn in a rematch of last years conference finale. It was fitting that the Cats were lead by SEC POY Immanuel Quickleys career high 36! #sectourney NCAAs next!
I'm a terrible starter and nobody who knows me would say I'm any good at finishing but that middle part, that's where I really struggle.
Damn. Let’s have Five Minutes of Funk silence.
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Rest In Peace “Ecstasy” - John Fletcher - of WHODINI .
“Freaks Come Out at Night”...
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Half of the USA women’s 4x400 team are Kentucky Wildcats. Just saying.
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It was great but don’t get over your skis, it started poring rain when he played Purple Rain.
So proud of my friend
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A message from a proud Kentuckian to Mitch McConnell, Rand Paul, Andy Barr, and other elected officials...
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Warms the soul don’t it?
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Where there’s a will there’s a way. Bless these humans. Sometimes we don’t suck. And — we don’t deserve dogs… twitter.com/Laughs_4_All/s
Amazing how many people love to say Cal got out-coached when we lose a game like that but not many talking about the clinic he put on ystrdy
Kerr being such an intellectual but accidentally a jock and then wanted the prom king to unconsciously realize they were linked by the mutual grief of their fathers senseless deaths? That’s art.
I hold the distinction of never playing at a high level but having often been called a bitch ass white boy. I credit my hustle.
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If you haven’t been called a bitch ass white boy in a basketball game - you probably haven’t played in a high level basketball game.
When you grow up and your childhood hero is your adult hero...
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My thoughts on George Floyd and the disturbing events of the past few days in this column...Kentucky.com/opinion/op-ed/
Thoughts and prayers go out to the friends and family of . Enjoyed witching him play and was lucky to have met him. I’ll miss him.
This is what made me follow him around at the mall.
Sorry about that Rex, but this kind of behavior has consequences. #TheBoyKing
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Believe or not — when I was playing high school basketball in Kentucky Mitch McConnell was already 107 years old.
And Rand Paul was just a gleam in some Russian spy’s eye...
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Not every Trump supporter is a racist but everyone who marches with racists is a dumbfuck.
Tyler was great on both ends. He must’ve run eleven miles during that game.
This is my favorite tweet of all time from anyone. Thanks
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Perhaps forgotten in all the excitement of LA’s roster packed with @AntDavis23 @RajonRondo @boogiecousins & @KingJames, let’s not forget new Lakers’ Coach Frank Vogel is also a UK grad (1996 NCAA champs student manager). And then, there is @MrJoshHopkins of current LA fame. Wow!
Is UCLA a huge rival for our Cats? No, but they are a fellow blue blood and I do live in Los Angeles so I would really appreciate whipping their ass.
#bbn yesterday was a tough one but here is the good news:
We got the right guy and I am certain that he will not stand for this. Our guy is a fighter. I like my coach.
Are you kidding? Please thank him! He was so kind, especially since I know he has no idea who I am! Great kid.
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@MrJoshHopkins Thanks for taking the time to get a pic with Noah at the game Saturday! #GoCats #BBN
I may be a continent away but I am thinking about all the Kentucky teachers and public workers who are traveling to Frankfort today to make their voices heard. Be safe.
Had a ball Rex Everett Chapman, let’s run it back.
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Welcome to the first installment of “WTF Rex Chapman” starring my homeboy @MrJoshHopkins ...
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Proud of my squad.
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Just found a note I left for myself in my head:
“Next time you find yourself thinking this is our year to beat Florida slam your dick in the car door and go to bed. “ Trying to decipher what it could mean.
I seriously don’t know how he finds the time but my guy has another thriller out today and it’s already getting fantastic reviews!
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If people on the news have to tell you to not tie your pet to a tree during the hurricane you are too dumb to live.
Can’t say it better than that. t.co/9PC2xL8s39
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I have an unintentional routine when I’m trying to fall asleep at night where I begin to think about every humiliating thing I’ve ever done or said. I don’t recommend it.
Want to see a gold medal up close and awesome like? Check it out…
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Olympic Foil-Fencing Gold Medal Winner Lee Kiefer @leetothekiefer joins us this week on The Rex Chapman Show with @MrJoshHopkins .
Our Kentucky Homegirl.
“USA, USA, USA!”
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All timer. This will be played at all three of their rehearsal dinners.
I’ve gotten to the age where if I get a dog it’s 50/50 who dies first.
Just saw history in Rupp with twenty four thousand of my closest friends. #bbn
Kentucky advances to round of 32 despight a game NDSU team that hit 11 of 13 three pointer in the first half. The Bison fell to earth in the second half and Kentucky cruised with 5 players in double digits. Providence awaits on Saturday.
Just a wonderful person and always a gentleman. Thanks for all you did for our state and our community, Coach. We will miss you.
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Josh @MrJoshHopkins and I got to spend some time with Coach Hall a couple of weeks ago. So happy we did. What a coach. What a man. What a life.
The pride of Cynthiana, Kentucky. Rest In Peace, Coach…
Cats are on their way to The Sweet 16! Providence put a scare into Kentucky when the Friars took their first lead of the game just under the 4 min mark but the Cats clamped down on D and made their free throws to ensure their season goes on. IQ’s 19 points lead UK. #sectourney
I was so ashamed of all the food I ordered last night that I yelled to imaginary friends just out of sight of the delivery guy. Seriously.
After losing Prince and Ali I was wondering who the coolest person in the world is and I've just decided that it's Dolly Parton. Ur welcome.
My guy
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For some 14-years I couldn’t go an hour without a painkiller/opioid.
7-years ago today I entered rehab for the third time. Clean since.
Thankful. Grateful.
Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you got on twitter looking to be offended and you are reading this, fuck you.
Shut the bucket up twitter.com/Scott_Charlton
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Had the time of my life making that show. Thanks to everyone who watched so I could hang w people I love and call it a job.
-Tiny Eyes out
My generation grew up with a completely irrational fear of quicksand.
Just walked by Katie Holmes and Siri and I recognized Siri first. The world is so fucked up.
I met Sting once. He said, “Hello, I’m Sting” and I said, “I know”.
Hear Ye Hear Ye, the ruler and rightful heir has returned and reclaimed the throne, drink and be merry. #sec
Crowd chanting his name. Everyone in the stadium knows he’s getting the ball and he takes it to the house to put it away and to break the record.
And then Penn St. Caught. Fire
I once held the door for someone at Starbucks and it turned out to be Eddie Murphy and he said thank you and I said, “you’re welcome Eddie Murphy”.
Proud of my hometown
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This weekend’s protests in Lexington were peaceful, and for that we are incredibly thankful.
Law enforcement still has a long way to go in earning trust. We are committed to working with residents, building relationships, and keeping this community we love safe.
#lexingtonky
Watching begin to realize his potential is everything that is great about college basketball.
So proud to call him my friend
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.@RexChapman draws on his own battle with addiction to respond to Sean Hannity playing a voicemail President Joe Biden left for his son Hunter.
“When I heard that clip played on Fox, I wanted to throw my phone, but I also couldn’t not say something.”
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I can’t believe school shootings are so prevalent now that they hardly move the news needle. Shooting in Kentucky today. Shooting in Texas yesterday and there have been ELEVEN school shootings in the US this month.
Unreal.