John May

@MrJohnMay

MHA student at GVSU. I used to live in Dallas, Texas. I still say y'all.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2011.

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    2. velj

    The thing about the Hard Rock Stadium is that it’s a stadium that rocks hard.

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    2. velj

    Went through the archives and found the scouting report on our 37th-round pick in 2014.

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    31. sij

    our beer league hockey team plays against “the phantoms” 4 times every season. as the name suggests, the phantoms aren’t real. every player simply meets at the bar, drinks for 3 hours and then returns home to their family, proudly informing them they scored the game-winning goal.

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  4. 29. sij

    I am available to do paid consulting for all your dumb pun needs.

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    Feel free to show this to yalls favorite “WHeN i wAs YoUr aGe” relative as soon as u can

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  6. 29. sij

    Gonna spitball some jokes, tell me if I've gone to far: 1) CoronaVirus... find your bleach. 2) CoronaVirus... Miles away from quarantine. 3) Tony Romo doing the exact same commercials, but while wearing PPE

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    29. sij

    My wife and I never talk baby talk to our kid. We enforce academic seminar norms and jargon. My child isn’t even 2 yet and can interrupt presenters on the first slide. Adults at family gatherings are shocked when my child asks a question that turns out to be more of a comment.

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  8. 23. sij
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  9. 23. sij

    My US Healthcare Policy and Politics class has, in about 26 minutes, devolved into conspiracy theories about coronavirus as a Chinese bio-weapon and now AIDS and ebola as Western efforts of population control. Unshockingly, because of the guy wearing the St. Louis Cardinals hat.

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  10. 19. sij

    Ooof. Gottem with the shoulders.

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  11. 17. sij

    Saddest and best thing today

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  12. 15. sij

    I'm a real big fan of things ensuing... Chaos? Yup! Hilarity? Absolutely. Romantic montages through city streets, the arboretum, a local cafe, the ball game, a tacky bar for karaoke, then a delightfully coy exchange on the stoop of their apartment building. Oh, yes please.

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    31. pro 2019.

    100 Meters Khance Meyers 10.43 2017 Ricco Hall 10.55 2011 Jon Henry 10.60 2010 It is tough being 3rd as a guy who won 8 races at the state meet! 100, 200, 2 relays, 1 day

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  14. 30. pro 2019.

    Here is said spectrum:

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  15. 30. pro 2019.

    Here's a dumb™️ tweet for you: (from AHS S1) exists at the direct middle of a spectrum with (from Pitch Perfect) on one side, and (Tiio Horn, from Hemlock Grove) on the other. skews to the Tiio side.

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  16. 25. pro 2019.

    Ho³

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  17. 23. pro 2019.

    This post has been sponsored by the Pleasant Optimism Nihilist Gang

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  18. 23. pro 2019.

    Honestly, all this acidity is BS, because we all think things, and none of it matters all that much. It won't change the fact that 42 years of storytelling doesn't care what hill you choose to die on argumentatively, and will roll on heedless to your whims and outbursts.

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  19. 23. pro 2019.

    Did you prefer the OT? The classics are dope. Do you hate this newest trilogy because a woman is the lead protagonist? I suppose that's valid, and I would recommend working on adjusting your perspectives. Is your Babu Frik and Baby Yoda? I feel that.

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  20. 23. pro 2019.

    Here's a pleasantly luke-warm take: At this point, Star Wars has been around for so long and has so much material that it means vastly different things to everyone, therefore nearly every opinion is both valid AND is not widely applicable to the whole body of fandom.

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