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I'm a comedian! ALBUMS: Pasta, Good for Her. SPECIAL: Ice Thickeners. PODCAST: Baby Geniuses. Emmy-award losing TV writer. she/her

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    Emily Heller‏Verified account @MrEmilyHeller 12 May 2018

    Just realized they HAD to make Monica & Ross brother and sister otherwise all the F•R•I•E•N•D•S would have stuck with Carol in the divorce

    8:43 AM - 12 May 2018
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      2. Emily Heller‏Verified account @MrEmilyHeller 13 May 2018

        Truly meant this not as a Ross burn but a Carol compliment

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      3. Emily Heller‏Verified account @MrEmilyHeller 13 May 2018

        Shout out to all the folks taking this as a face value conspiracy theory. That is definitely exactly how I meant it, I am very serious about this, please fill my mentions with arguments it is the only way I can cum

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      1. Emily Heller‏Verified account @MrEmilyHeller 21 May 2018

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        Regardless of what you think of my "theory," if you live in Seattle, come to my taping.https://twitter.com/MrEmilyHeller/status/998676289308450816 …

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        SEATTLE! I'm shooting a special at the Showbox on June 16! NO MEN ALLOWED!!!!!!* Early Show: http://axs.com/events/355058  Late Show: http://axs.com/events/355059  *this policy will not be enforced but I'd love to get as much publicity as Wonder Woman for this
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      2. Shu ho‏ @Mrs_Shu_kwon 12 May 2018
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        It's idotic to think that Everyone would have stuck to Carol just cuz of her sexuality.She cheated on Ross.&Ross& Monica were written as Siblings.Did you even watch the show. even if they weren't why the hell do you think Everyone would have stuck to Carol.Ross got heartbroken..

        4 replies 5 retweets 156 likes
      3. Mandy Bennett‏ @Mandy22Ben 13 May 2018
        Replying to @Mrs_Shu_kwon @MrEmilyHeller

        I think she wasn’t basing it sexuality, just only due to the fact that she maybe doesn’t like Ross and that it is a popular opinion that he is the most hated character. I personally loved Ross, I think he was extremely unlucky but made silly mistakes.

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      2. Elainer‏ @elaine_7777 12 May 2018
        Replying to @MrEmilyHeller

        #Friends Let me put this to bed for you. They made Ross and Monica brother and sister so that we could have this:pic.twitter.com/Cp5oMd2yER

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      2. Amanda Arana‏ @beatrixkidding 12 May 2018
        Replying to @MrEmilyHeller

        Carol was great, but I believe I’m in the minority here in saying that I found Susan a bit annoying. 🤷🏻‍♀️

        99 replies 132 retweets 3,907 likes
      3. Imania Margria‏ @ImaniaMargria 12 May 2018
        Replying to @beatrixkidding @MrEmilyHeller

        I thought Susan was annoying too.

        6 replies 0 retweets 337 likes
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      2. Marie la Bleue‏ @mlbookworm 12 May 2018
        Replying to @MrEmilyHeller

        Could this be any more true?pic.twitter.com/jPaLec6xaY

        7 replies 98 retweets 1,535 likes
      3. rebecca‏ @rtdls 12 May 2018
        Replying to @mlbookworm @MrEmilyHeller

        Am I the only one who read this in a Chandler voice?

        6 replies 2 retweets 247 likes
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