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Comedian / complainer. ALBUMS: Pasta, Good for Her. SPECIAL: Ice Thickeners. PODCAST: Baby Geniuses. TV WRITING: Barry, Search Party, Medical Police, +. she/her

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    1. Owen Ellickson‏Verified account @onlxn 11 Sep 2018

      I've always been a big fan of Norm's comedy, but this is pretty embarrassing. like many of his fellow celebrities, Norm has lost touch with the world but still feels licensed to describe ithttps://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/why-norm-macdonalds-new-talk-show-wont-target-trump-1141832 …

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    2. Owen Ellickson‏Verified account @onlxn 11 Sep 2018

      if you need Sacha Baron Cohen to help you realize there's nuttery on the right you live in a bubble so thick it'd have military valuepic.twitter.com/VaZjJToCu6

      18 replies . 103 retweets 879 likes
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    3. Owen Ellickson‏Verified account @onlxn 11 Sep 2018

      classic anti-MeToo gibberish here. the Hardwick situation is a pretty clear-cut case of true accusations the accused had the power to bury. in fact, the blind identitarian here is Norm... he's applying the law "believe all famous people you've met once or twice"pic.twitter.com/A9ldHVR3Sn

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    4. Owen Ellickson‏Verified account @onlxn 11 Sep 2018

      someone should make a PSA to teach celebrities how pathetically melodramatic shit like this sounds. Norm says the forces at play will lead innocent people to kill themselves, then tells a story about two *guilty* friends of his who live freely with millions of dollars and fans!pic.twitter.com/43VWUOCfkb

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    5. Owen Ellickson‏Verified account @onlxn 11 Sep 2018

      it's not a stretch to call this deranged. you have to be hopelessly mired in the world celebrity to think starring in an active television show counts as "everything"pic.twitter.com/izQy1qe2zt

      10 replies . 34 retweets 574 likes
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    6. Owen Ellickson‏Verified account @onlxn 11 Sep 2018

      moreover, on top the fear & revulsion Louis caused the people he jerked off at, *their careers were hurt too!* Dave Becky intimidated Dana & Julia out of work! Louis propositioning Rebecca Corry *on her own pilot* and the producers finding out probably didn't help its chances!

      2 replies . 36 retweets 513 likes
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      Emily Heller‏Verified account @MrEmilyHeller 11 Sep 2018
      Replying to @onlxn

      Remember when Norm admitted he threatened to walk away from Weekend Update if they made him do it with a woman?pic.twitter.com/LmakL7IgGa

      10:21 am - 11 Sep 2018
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        2. Margi MacMurdo 🦁 🧚🏻‍♀️ 🎨  🤔 🗿‏ @MacMargi 11 Sep 2018
          Replying to @MrEmilyHeller @onlxn

          SEXIST COMEDY GOLD! Notice how he knew Franken would be happy to share the stage with a woman - because he’s famously NOT a sexist.

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        2. Burly Aces‏ @burlyaces 11 Sep 2018
          Replying to @MrEmilyHeller @onlxn

          Not really at all what he's saying here. He's saying he was confused about what the concept was being pitched to him.

          3 replies . 0 retweets 3 likes
        3. mj‏ @miss_is_tired 11 Sep 2018
          Replying to @burlyaces @MrEmilyHeller @onlxn

          Are you dense or a mind reader?

          1 reply . 0 retweets 9 likes
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        2. ab simonetti‏ @bryansamom 11 Sep 2018
          Replying to @MrEmilyHeller @onlxn

          Chevy Chase and Jane Curtin managed to pull it off, with an assist from Gilda Radner.

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        2. Emily Heller‏Verified account @MrEmilyHeller 11 Sep 2018
          Replying to @MrEmilyHeller @onlxn

          This part too 😙👌pic.twitter.com/1gGgrEmcau

          16 replies . 20 retweets 260 likes
        3. Owen Ellickson‏Verified account @onlxn 11 Sep 2018
          Replying to @MrEmilyHeller

          jaysus

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        1. marconiplein‏ @marconiplein 11 Sep 2018
          Replying to @MrEmilyHeller @onlxn

          That quote sounds even more grotesque with the passage of time. I haven't given him much credit since I heard that.

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        2. Adam Kushner‏ @FolkSongMule 11 Sep 2018
          Replying to @anylaurie16 @MrEmilyHeller @onlxn

          Especially since Jane Curtin had already done it at that point and might have been the best Update host in the show’s history.

          1 reply . 0 retweets 109 likes
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