Richard Damage

Once again, these hoes out here wanting that Holiday Dick. And once again Damage says, Bah Humbug bitch. Christmas cock in the stocking. #xmas #festivus

My fellow Damageons, always remember OWL (Operating With Libido) is a dangerous realm for your mind. Your judgement impaired, your rationalility, gone. The only path to enlightenment is PBC (Post Bust Clarity), as the great Morpheus said to Neo on that rooftop, Free Your Mind.

Damage 21:41 - The Damage Paradox. When a hood rat receives damage in a pointless conflict and seeks out Damage for comfort. They love the way Dick tells them what to do and exerts authority. #DamageControl

You know you're Big Dick D when a militant feminist mistakes you for an incel lover and still wants the Damage.

Damage Lives! #DamageIsNotDead

So many women are haunted by the ghost of Dick Damage. The Ghost of Damage appears when you squeeze Dick too hard. #commitment #cant #gotdamagetodo

Dick Damage is picky when it comes to head. You could say I'm a bit of a Fellatio Fascist.

When Damage goes to the doctor, he hears that he is only slightly above average fertility. But there's no IQ test for sperm, and Dick's Army is special forces level. Bebe, forget your pill, patch, or IUD. There is no insurgency great enough to Defeat Damage's Delta Sperm.

20 years from now you will see commercials.... "If you received dick from Richard, and had your ovaries damaged, you may be entitled to financial compensation....call the law offices of..." #thembitcheswontgetadime

When a breezie is acting flirty and loose, and then all of a sudden starts clamming up and acting cunty when Dick goes in for the Damage, I'm like, "Are you trying to get your mom fucked? Because this is how you get your mom fucked."

Damage 13:47, "Releasing the poonboi ideals of automatic respect, kindness, and chivalry towards women, is the key to opening the Poonani Floodgates. Women do not desire respect. They crave Damage. And Damage delivers. Especially on the Sabbath. " #BookOfDamage

Damage 3:16: No poon bois will be permitted entry to the Holy Halls of Damage. The Damaged Afterlife is meant only for the true Gods of Damage. Noble Kings of Cock. Poon bois can go to hell, the shadowrealm, purgatory, wherever. Anywhere but here. We don't care. We are Damage.

I prefer smashing from the back, and so do the ladies. They text me afterward telling me "Ugh you're the best" accompanied by photos of the Damage left on their midsection from Dick's Iron Hip Grip. #TrueDamageConfessions

Went on a date the other day, rare for Damage, as I am more of a Smash and Dash kind of guy. This broad was top shelf though so Damage made an exception. But then she ordered a Coke. I said "I'm hoping this is your double cheat day? One on your diet and one on your husband."

Ladies, if you're into poonbois, find a guy who likes getting his ass licked. That's a certified poonboi and it's only a matter of time before you come home and catch him trying to sit on your two liter bottle of Pepsi. Also, don't drink Pepsi. It's liquid trash. #FuckSoda

Wish they had been around when Kaczynski was doin his thang though.https://twitter.com/uT_Infection/status/1110608330001510400 …