I'm not married. Damn
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No wanky time for you then I'm afraid!
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Or like Andie MacDowell's character in sex, lies and videotape: she tried to masturbate but then thoughts of her dead grandfather watching her from the afterlife put her off.
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Enya also gets me going. Sadly it's not setting-specific, so the coppers get called when 'Only Time' is played at Sainsbury's
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**i want to abolish gender voice** "Real Women never masturbate, but only find true Fulfillment in the procreative act itself" **five posts later** "NO! i said Fulfillment not like those sluts who 'orgasm' or whatever they're calling it. i love only my husband and also God"
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This is funny af I’m dying Thank you
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This was especially difficult for those women who were around before enya
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Like mentally there's a whole lot going on but physically it's not complicated lol
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I'm a real woman then! X3
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They'd consider me a woman, and before sertraline ate my sex drive I could only wank in one position but that wasn't about mechanics but just about being sufficiently relaxed and I'm pretty sure it was a me issue
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